I'm going to start swimming and make sure I eat Taco Bell a few hours before the meets. Maybe I can make the team for Rio. I may be 34 then but with super gas on my side then who cares!?
"Michelle would never be caught with sausage grease staining her Vera Wang." - rfisher
There is a huge bubble of air/gas between Michael's legs. Bubble bath?
"Nature is a damp, inconvenient sort of place where birds and animals wander about uncooked."
from Speedy Death