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    Porny Olympians 2012

    About time we have a thread about it

    My first nominations

    Tomás Sepulveda Gonzalez it just doesn't get pornier than the stache

    Ryan Bailey US Athletics

    Marcelo Chierighini Swimming Brazil

    Philipp Boy Germany Gymnastics

    And there's diving, which is porny by nature, but I don't really know who's competing...

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    It's all about the gymnasts for me!

    Louis Smith

    Marcel Nguyen

    Kohei Uchimura
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    http://abcnews.go.com/US/olympics/se...?id=16929529#1

    This picture has certainly been posted before, but what I love is his quoted response:

    "This is me and I swear it's not erect!"

    Does it get any pornier than that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by beepbeep View Post
    About time we have a thread about it

    My first nominations

    Tomás Sepulveda Gonzalez it just doesn't get pornier than the stache
    Can't define my thoughts on this one, the stache kind of reminds me of my grandfather...

    Doesn't Anton Zakharov remind you a bit of Marcello Antony, beepbeep? (IIRC you are brazilian, or else it's unlikely you know who I'm talking about...)

    Cameron van der Burgh

    If you like them blonde, Nick Thoman

    I would had David Belyavskiy but he looks so young that I'm embarrassed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miffy View Post
    It's all about the gymnasts for me!

    Louis Smith

    Marcel Nguyen

    Kohei Uchimura

    marcel is too kid-like. i can't entertain indecent thoughts. he's just... so... leave it to beaver. even when loves_shizuka talks about him doing philip boy's hair, i just picture jan and marcia brady.

    louis smith reminds me of rudy galindo. i like both.

    kohei has this secretive air to him. and that picture made it look like he might have a lip ring. perish the thought...


    berki's grin is blatantly sexy. i also like hambuchen's glasses.

    can girl gymnasts be porny? i nominate mustafina. my husband only watches gymnastics with me if she's going to be on.

    something's wrong with me, i don't find any of the swimmers sexy.

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    To think that fun is simple fun, while earnest things are earnest, proves all too plain that neither one thou truthfully discernest.

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    I think Louis Smith looks a lot like Rohene Ward.

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    Ryan Bailey made me drop my jaw. Also, watch ANY slo-mo's of his races. They are ... uplifting

    As I only live about ten mnutes away from the Village, Philipp Boy and Marcel Nguyen are coming round later with a pot of gel.

    Belyavskiy will get (his hair) done afterwards
    Last edited by Loves_Shizuka; 08-08-2012 at 12:08 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skfan View Post
    marcel is too kid-like. i can't entertain indecent thoughts. he's just... so... leave it to beaver. even when loves_shizuka talks about him doing philip boy's hair, i just picture jan and marcia brady.


    Quote Originally Posted by skfan View Post
    berki's grin is blatantly sexy.
    Berki is a belter. Also, you know what they say about HUNGarians....

    Quote Originally Posted by skfan View Post
    can girl gymnasts be porny? i nominate mustafina. my husband only watches gymnastics with me if she's going to be on.
    She's absolutely stunning.

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    Chad Le Clos is definitely my new hubby after these games.
    Last edited by ryanj07; 08-08-2012 at 12:40 AM.

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    I see very little Vietnamese in Marcel. I wonder what his parents look like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joeperryfan View Post
    Can't define my thoughts on this one, the stache kind of reminds me of my grandfather...

    Doesn't Anton Zakharov remind you a bit of Marcello Antony, beepbeep? (IIRC you are brazilian, or else it's unlikely you know who I'm talking about...)

    snip

    I would had David Belyavskiy but he looks so young that I'm embarrassed.
    I know who Marcello Anthony is... and I don't thinks he looks like him

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    Quote Originally Posted by miffy View Post
    It's all about the gymnasts for me!

    Louis Smith

    Marcel Nguyen

    Kohei Uchimura
    Louis Smith is so porny!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loves_Shizuka View Post
    Ryan Bailey made me drop my jaw. Also, watch ANY slo-mo's of his races. They are ... uplifting

    As I only live about ten mnutes away from the Village, Philipp Boy and Marcel Nguyen are coming round later with a pot of gel.

    Belyavskiy will get (his hair) done afterwards



    when i googled, two different ryan baileys came up. i assume you mean the track runner. come to think of it, athletes are young, they are fit, if you get that many of them together, there are bound to be many good looking ones.
    Last edited by skfan; 08-08-2012 at 02:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beepbeep View Post



    Tomás Sepulveda Gonzalez it just doesn't get pornier than the stache
    I just love him! He looks like he could be in a 1970's porn, be sword fighting in in The Princess Bride, or working construction in some city. I would NEVER guess gymnast for him.
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    Alex Despatie - no question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loves_Shizuka View Post
    Ryan Bailey made me drop my jaw.
    Umm...me too...

    Ryan Bailey

    It's official. I am madly in love with Meryl Davis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterG View Post
    Umm...me too...

    Ryan Bailey

    Wow, those pics are awful. I saw him last night and he absolutely caught my eye. Maybe he was having a good night? lol
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    Nick Thoman interview (go to 1:55)

    The blonde hair.
    The beard.
    The smack-my-ass-Daddy voice.

    Boudia & McCrory

    Gibb & Rosenthal
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    Last edited by pollyanna; 08-08-2012 at 06:11 PM.

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