I'm about 40 minutes behind, so I have not gotten to the yet (and by , I mean the commentary). I must say, for fluff, I enjoyed the French commentators screaming Allllllllleeezzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm sure they let out a good "now go away Amerikan pig-dogs, or I weeeel taunt you ze second time! (Jettez la vache, jettez la vache! Non, non, pas de vache, pas de vache! Jettez le douch-pop d'Americain! Quoi) Made me want to be French. Or maybe it made me just want to drink wine.
A coworker of mine graduated from FSU (the fake one) and looooaaathes Locthe with the passion of a thousand angry Yuna ubers. Lochte is a Gator from U of F. I knew the results to this race at work (thank you NBC app!) so when I told her not only did Locthe NOT win, he didn't even medal, she let out this squeal of unholy joy.
I told her she had the makings of a skating fan.