Instant Who Was Better Poll - Silly Edition

[museksk8r]

Bobek/Wylie . . . Love it! Skating's wild child/renowned fag hag meets Jesus Skater. Oh, the possibilities!

Worst hyper arms:
Lysacek
Flatt
Meissner

[berthesghost]

write in vote tie between Irina and Orser. So much laundry hung out to dry!

Best use of see thru mesh in a costume:

Evan's sherenipplezade

vs

Abt's Barelegero

[satchelpooch318]

ABT!

Favorite camel spin wipe-out:

Sasha @ 2003 Worlds
Shizuka @ 2003 Worlds

[PinkFeathers]

Evan's sherenipplezade

Best rainbow animal:

Stéphane's Zebra

Florent's Lime Tiger On Acid

[falling_dance]

1) 's
2) Stéphane's Zebra

"If you're going to[...]try to copy an icon, you'd better be very careful about it. Once [you've] seen Maria Callas in Tosca or heard Judy Garland sing "Somewhere over the Rainbow", you'd better be careful about trying to copy it. If you're going to sing the national anthem, you'd better be Whitney Houston and not Roseanne Barr."
or
"If that doesn't put a finizzle in her schnizzle, nothing else will."
?

ETA:

Okay, here's another.

"Seems he's conceding the long program to Plushenko..." (Scott Hamilton in 2002)
or
"A quad, eight [sic] triples, all the pressure put on him by Evan Lysacek. He's responded, and surely he's retained his Olympic title." (Simon Reed in 2010)
?

[Vagabond]

"Seems he's conceding the long program to Plushenko..." (Scott Hamilton in 2002)

Best difficult triple jump done only in practice:

Petra Burka's triple lutz

or

Tiffany Chin's triple axel

[falling_dance]

Chin's triple axel

US skater--born in 1999--winning the novice or junior national title in 2012 with a long program set to the theme of The Godfather (and whose last name is "Chen").

Nathan Chen
or
Karen Chen?

[berthesghost]

Shiz's spin pas was while Sasha's splatspin (TM) was more due to being fed up with the overhype. So.... Babs under hill for the win for combining the two so effortlessly

Nathan gets my Chen vote

Who did drag better:

Surya as a matador
Vs
Urmanov as Odette the white swan

[FunnyBut]

Urmy/Odette.

Who rocks the granny hair ?

Slutskaya

or

Sebestyen

[falling_dance]

Sebestyen

DomJesus
or
KavaJesus?

[FunnyBut]

KavaJesus.

Trickiest One Trick Pony:

Nelidina Triple Axel

vs.

MikePike

[berthesghost]

Freedom blades!!!!!

Lisa erwin
Vs
NNN

[museksk8r]

Osbourne!

Worst Marilyn Monroe:

Pasha
or
Ksenia

[walei]

Got to be Ksenia.

Tessa Virtue & Charlie White

or

Meryle Davis & Scott Moir

[Vagabond]

White Virtue

Best walk-on:

Dog, Åre, 1911

Streaker, Dortmund, 2004

[snoopysnake]

The dog, for sure!

Snow White and the Three Stooges
or
Tonya Harding singing?

[Plusdinfo]

I am a Tonya Harding backer, but Tonya's singing was awful, so I imagine the first choice in your question (a Carol Heiss Jenkins movie, no?) was better.

Who had the better "Dang!!" performance: Laetitia "Hooker" Hubert or Olga "Let My People Go" Markova?

[FunnyBut]

Let My People Go.

Gay Icon Name for a FSU Poster:

JudgeJudy

or

Frau Mueller

[berthesghost]

Frau for sure, although they're both as "colorful" as their namesakes!

who'd more likely boil your bunny

baiul

or

grishuk

[satchelpooch318]

Pasha.

Most favorite display of histrionics...

Oksana Baiul (especially her pro number with the phone)

or

The entire 2012 Russian Olympics Women's Gymnastics team