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    Quote Originally Posted by Jemestone View Post
    I guess for most a mandingo is too much to handle, for me a 5 incher or smaller and I would lose my damn mind. I just look at something that's barely bigger than my fist and think WTH am I supposed to do with this

    To each its own I guess
    There's a whole lot of real estate between 5 inches and 13.5 inches.

    I mean, seriously, where could you put it that it wouldn't hurt? Don't answer that.

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    Jonah posts here. Be nice to him.
    If he wanted people to be nice to him, he wouldn't have been photographed in those yellow spandex shorts.
    "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."-- Albert Einstein.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jemestone View Post
    I guess for most a mandingo is too much to handle, for me a 5 incher or smaller and I would lose my damn mind. I just look at something that's barely bigger than my fist and think WTH am I supposed to do with this

    To each its own I guess
    Amen to that sister/brother!

    To Jonah's credit, he's a hell of a lot better looking than Ron Jeremy, who IMO isn't even that big compared to a lot of today's crop of XXX stars.

    That being said, anything over 6" is scary.

    A big schlong is like a taser - it can be voyeuristically entertaining to see it used in demonstrations...but it's also painful, so keep that thing pointed away from me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    There's a whole lot of real estate between 5 inches and 13.5 inches.
    Yup, that's a whole other unit of a more than an average size.
    "Nature is a damp, inconvenient sort of place where birds and animals wander about uncooked."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    Amen, amen Prancer, make ready the way of the Lord. You have done His bidding, and brought me my new missionary service. I must to Africa and South America, to do the Lord's work. I shall work night and day, on my knees if need be, to convert the heathens, one sinner at a time.

    Praise God from whom all blessings flow!

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    There's a whole lot of real estate between 5 inches and 13.5 inches.

    I mean, seriously, where could you put it that it wouldn't hurt? Don't answer that.
    Yeah that was the point And not feeling it at all cause it's too darn small is just as bad as hurting because it's too big.

    Quote Originally Posted by Living Saint View Post
    Amen, amen Prancer, make ready the way of the Lord. You have done His bidding, and brought me my new missionary service. I must to Africa and South America, to do the Lord's work. I shall work night and day, on my knees if need be, to convert the heathens, one sinner at a time.

    Praise God from whom all blessings flow!
    Amen, I didn't need a map but I certainly can plan my vacations better now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, and that would be a good example .
    Seriously. I would cry if faced with that monster.

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    Rolling Stone reports Falcon's penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[1] When videographed improperly self-measuring during a Yanky Panky interview Falcon's penis was less than 8 inches (20 cm) in length. [5] Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

    Wait, he was on The Daily Show? How come I don't remember this?!?!


    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    There's a whole lot of real estate between 5 inches and 13.5 inches.
    There is!

    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    If he wanted people to be nice to him, he wouldn't have been photographed in those yellow spandex shorts.

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    As a gay man, there are certain things that I can respect and over, but something that big?!? Get it the hell away from me!

    There are the guys who look like they have a "mangina" to which I think "what the hell am I supposed to do with that?". the guys with the just right, where I think "Ok now this I can work with", the guys who are slightly larger which make me think "Ok, I hope I don't get lockjaw with this", and then there's guys like this one who make me think "oh dear god, that's a third leg!, I'm going to run the other direction now!"

    Oy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayar View Post
    Jonah posts here. Be nice to him.
    Is he a skater??

    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.
    I don't even want to know how he knows this. Was he bored one day and staring at the door, and thought "Hmmm......"?

    (I also notice that he is a Yankees fan. Which makes sense because they are big d*cks in many ways. RED SOX NATION)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayar View Post
    Jonah posts here. Be nice to him.
    Seriously?
    -Brian
    "Michelle would never be caught with sausage grease staining her Vera Wang." - rfisher

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    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post
    (I also notice that he is a Yankees fan. Which makes sense because they are big d*cks in many ways. RED SOX NATION)
    I LOVE YOU

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, and that would be a good example .


    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post


    I don't even want to know how he knows this. Was he bored one day and staring at the door, and thought "Hmmm......"?


    He could have some business cards made up that say "Worlds largest Penis" and the next time the airport people stop him and ask what's in his pants just hand it to them.If they proceed after they are just curious LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayar View Post
    Jonah posts here. Be nice to him.
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    Is he a skater??
    If he is a skater, I wonder if he'll go faster if he tucks himself during a scratch spin.

    Or would it count as a difficult variation if he grabs his appendage and holds it away from his body core?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CantALoop View Post
    Or would it count as a difficult variation if he grabs his appendage and holds it away from his body core?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Maybe he could fill in (so to speak) for the guy who has marathon sex sessions with the worlds heaviest woman when he wants a break...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave of the North View Post
    Maybe he could fill in (so to speak) for the guy who has marathon sex sessions with the worlds heaviest woman when he wants a break...
    I'd imagine it takes a lot of blood to fill up that penis, so I'm not sure he's *up* for that kind of exertion. I'd imagine he's prone to light-headedness, and with her marathon sessions, poor guy would require ample sustenance.

    Then again, he might be if he helped eat some of her 10,000 calories. Vitamin C apparently does a lot to help with blood flow and erections.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CantALoop View Post
    Amen to that sister/brother!

    To Jonah's credit, he's a hell of a lot better looking than Ron Jeremy, who IMO isn't even that big compared to a lot of today's crop of XXX stars.

    That being said, anything over 6" is scary.

    A big schlong is like a taser - it can be voyeuristically entertaining to see it used in demonstrations...but it's also painful, so keep that thing pointed away from me!
    So true.
    Ron Jeremy having a big schlong is like a Hyundai Excel with leather seats from Bridge of Weir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CantALoop View Post
    Or would it count as a difficult variation if he grabs his appendage and holds it away from his body core?
    And the line of the day goes to... CantALoop!!



    (I suppose he'd pretty much have to do that in a sit spin...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by CantALoop View Post
    If he is a skater, I wonder if he'll go faster if he tucks himself during a scratch spin.

    Or would it count as a difficult variation if he grabs his appendage and holds it away from his body core?
    How do you think the I spin came to be. The A spin came into action right around that same time.
    I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jemestone View Post
    I guess for most a mandingo is too much to handle, for me a 5 incher or smaller and I would lose my damn mind. I just look at something that's barely bigger than my fist and think WTH am I supposed to do with this
    It happened to me once - it was about the size of my little finger flaccid and didn't get much better. Basically he couldn't do much with it and it was so embarrassing. He was a big, gorgeous guy. I didn't know what to do, did not feel it was my place to address the issue or give him comfort. In retrospect, maybe I should have. It must have been horrible for him to live with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydro View Post
    I'd imagine it takes a lot of blood to fill up that penis, so I'm not sure he's *up* for that kind of exertion.
    I've seen several of John Holmes' early movies and he was never able to completely "fill up", which is why I never understood how he became such a huge porn star. I mean, who wants to watch a porn movie with a less-than-full tool?

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