Man with World's largest penis stopped by TSA at Airport

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...ide=more238830

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Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

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"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.

My thoughts -

Some men's problems don't seem that bad

Why do the world's ugliest men have .... oh, never mind

I really need a job

[Jemestone]

Who needs beauty when you're packing 13.5 inches

[Prancer]

There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, and that would be a good example .

[Artemis@BC]

Why do the world's ugliest men have .... oh, never mind

God has a sense of fairness?

(p.s. I am predicting that by this time tomorrow this thread will have an extremely high "view to post" ratio.)

[skateboy]

But is he truly happy?

[Jemestone]

There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, and that would be a good example .

Never know to I try and I'm definitly up for the challenge He's not even ugly

[Japanfan]

It must be a huge ordeal to be packing that much c***. The guy would constantly be having to make sure it didn't show or people would be starting/laughing at him constantly. It would be worse than having huge boobs because those you just have to pack up, not hide. . .

[Jemestone]

Um, I hide my big boobs all the time.

From my culture having a big penis is a plus

[ks777]

lol, I thought middle eastern guys had the biggest penis.

[BigB08822]

I probably know way too much about him but isn't it true that no one has ever seen his erect penis? I mean, I am sure SOMEONE has but no one to officially give this measurement from what I know. I am also sure SOMEONE out there has a bigger penis. Oh, I also saw him in some special on TV and the dude was out on a date with a girl and he is about the gayest thing out there. Who was he trying to fool?

[Prancer]

lol, I thought middle eastern guys had the biggest penis.

Not according to the World Penis Map: http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

[Buzz]

Oh dear..... That picture of him in the yellow spandex was just...

[Prancer]

I probably know way too much about him but isn't it true that no one has ever seen his erect penis? I mean, I am sure SOMEONE has but no one to officially give this measurement from what I know.

Rolling Stone reports Falcon's penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[1] When videographed improperly self-measuring during a Yanky Panky interview Falcon's penis was less than 8 inches (20 cm) in length. [5] Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

[jamesy]

See, Prancey, there's a dark side to having the answer for everything.

[Spinner]

As a gay man, sure, I wouldn't turn down seeing it. But other than that I'm with Prancer. Keep it away from me.

[Jemestone]

lol, I thought middle eastern guys had the biggest penis.

I'm sure African guys has the world beat in that aspect

[Alex Forrest]

I read this on HuffPo. I feel sorry for him, and having a penis that size is a turn off. Doesn't fit in your mouth or elsewhere unless you have an epidural and are pushing out a baby.

It's kind of funny but I wouldn't want to see him in porn with a woman or a guy where he tries to assert his manhood.

There is big and that's good, but then there is NO THE HELL WAY, ANYWHERE.

At least he's kinda blah lookswise. If he looked like Brad Pitt, there might be some extra inspiration... hehe

But no, the biggest penis in the world is some guy in Africa who is terrorizing his many wives and girlfriends.

I never got a ruler out but I've been with a guy who was so enormous I just said "Sorry, can't/won't do it". He'd heard that most of his life. It's a tough road to hoe. He was like "Can you at least try?" I said, look my mouth doesn't unhinge like a snake and no way are you going to get in me, I'm still telling people I'm a virgin! The hell I'm going to get an episiotomy for a one night stand! F off. Too bad, so sad.

Weird. And security was just getting its jollies.

[orbitz]

Is there such a procedure as a penis reduction? How can he walk, much less jog, with what is literally a third leg! I bet it can't point up when it's erect; Too much weight.

[Jemestone]

I guess for most a mandingo is too much to handle, for me a 5 incher or smaller and I would lose my damn mind. I just look at something that's barely bigger than my fist and think WTH am I supposed to do with this

To each its own I guess

[Jayar]

Jonah posts here. Be nice to him.