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    The ducks in the bathroom are not mine

    This guy is hilarious!



    The rest of the blog is also very funny.

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    Charter member of the "We Always Believed in Ashley" Club and the "We Believe in Ricky" Club
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    I had read this blog before but forgot about it and never went back to read all of it. Thank you so much for posting it. It is absolutely hilarious. I don't know if those emails are real but even if they aren't, they are just as funny.
    -Brian
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    This was my second time reading "Missing Missy," and I think I laughed even harder this time. Especially when it got to the LOST poster.
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    I laughed so hard I cried.
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    OMG (very appropriate expression) the "Permission Slip" is hysterical!
    A good rant is cathartic. Ranting is what keeps me sane. They always come from a different place. Take the prime minister, for example. Sometimes when I rant about him, I am angry; other times, I am just severely annoyed - it's an important distinction. - Rick Mercer

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    It's just the same schtick over and over again.
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    It was funny when I read Missing Missy ages ago but this is sounding tired and try hard.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by genevieve View Post
    It's just the same schtick over and over again.
    Nothing wrong with that, if one happens to like the schtick.
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    It's slightly amusing once.
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    It was new to me and I liked it, especially the "ducks in the bathroom are not mine" line.
    The exchange reminded me of some zany letters my BFF and I wrote to each other in High School.

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    Reminded me of Letters from a Nut.

    Or this classic exchange about soap.

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