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    Mom takes 5 yr old to Tanning salon

    She should be on that weird show on TLC "My Strange Addictions"
    She's so leathery looking!
    She's accused of taking her 5 year old, who now has a sunburn, into the tanning bed.
    Yikes!

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    This woman has something seriously wrong with her. This is scary.
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    Moronic saddlebag.

    Everybody knows that normal parents take their 5 year-olds in for spray tanning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefcake View Post
    Everybody knows that normal parents take their 5 year-olds in for spray tanning.
    At least everyone who has seen Toddlers and Tiaras.
    "The Devil is joining in, and that's never a good sign." Phil Liggett

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    I didn't know they brought Zwarte Piet to the United States.

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    Felony charges? Really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefcake View Post

    Everybody knows that normal parents take their 5 year-olds in for spray tanning.
    3539 and counting.

    Slightly Wounding Banana list cont: MacMadame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefcake View Post
    Moronic saddlebag.
    I'm so stealing that ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by agalisgv View Post
    Felony charges? Really?
    New Jersey. Bizarroworld. Have you not been listening to me all these years when I've taken the time to regale you with the tales of my people?

    :shakes head in sadness and failure:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    New Jersey. Bizarroworld. Have you not been listening to me all these years when I've taken the time to regale you with the tales of my people?

    :shakes head in sadness and failure:
    Ah, but cruisin keeps undermining you...
    3539 and counting.

    Slightly Wounding Banana list cont: MacMadame.

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    I have saddles with lighter-colored leather than that.

    I think she OUGHT to be worrying about who's going to raise her daughter after she dies of malignat melanoma.

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    I actually think the mother is telling the truth, but lady has some serious issues. She looks way too old to be the mother of a 5-year-old. She looks scary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tesla View Post
    I actually think the mother is telling the truth, but lady has some serious issues. She looks way too old to be the mother of a 5-year-old. She looks scary!
    At her reported age of 44, she's certainly not too old to be the mother of a 5-year-old. However, she looks a couple of decades older than 44. And "scary" doesn't begin to describe her appearance.
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    Yes, I think she is telling the truth. I don't think she took her daughter tanning, but part of me thinks it's mostly because she's not willing to share her time in the bed! Although taking a child into a room with you while tanning isn't really ideal either, but I don't think it's a crime. She seriously looks terrible. I actually feel sick looking at her.
    Team Peeps!

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    Aaaaah her skin color WTF!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skatingfan5 View Post
    At her reported age of 44, she's certainly not too old to be the mother of a 5-year-old. However, she looks a couple of decades older than 44. And "scary" doesn't begin to describe her appearance.
    That's why I said looks. That picture is seared into my retinas. And I'll match your and and add an !

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    That can not be her actual skin color (even from tanning obsessively)! She didn't look that bad in the mug shot! Do you think she has such an obsession that she coated herself in something before filming? She looks darker than most African American people I know. She looks like she has black face on! I know people who tan constantly and they never ever look even close to that color.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefcake View Post
    Moronic saddlebag.

    Everybody knows that normal parents take their 5 year-olds in for spray tanning.
    "Nature is a damp, inconvenient sort of place where birds and animals wander about uncooked."

    from Speedy Death

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigB08822 View Post
    That can not be her actual skin color (even from tanning obsessively)! She didn't look that bad in the mug shot! Do you think she has such an obsession that she coated herself in something before filming? She looks darker than most African American people I know. She looks like she has black face on! I know people who tan constantly and they never ever look even close to that color.
    You're right -- she doesn't look nearly as bizarre in her mug shot -- although that other photo is nearly as bad as the video clip. The owner of the tanning salon she frequented (20 times a month! ) says that he thinks her current luggage-leather skin tone is the result of self tanner or bronzer or some such similar product. He probably doesn't want any potential clients to think that she's the norm at his establishment.
    Lady 2: there isn't anything about me on goooogle, I mean, I must take it off if there is.....
    Lady 3: The google is a terrible thing, I mean I don't want anything on there! (Overheard by millyskate on a London train.)

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    And she thinks that the tanning has IMPROVED her looks???
    BARK LESS. WAG MORE.

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