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    Why as an adult your first competition is like losing your virginity

    A fellow adult skating friend just did her first competition. I wasn't able to be there but asked how it was. She sent me an email reply which to sum up:

    Incredibly nervous, excited, hearts a racing
    Having trouble stroking
    Spent the next day crying
    Got back on the ice the next night and it wasn't too bad
    Started planning for the next program

    Now if that isn't the same as losing your virginity I don't know what is! All messy, kind of embarrassing and you are wondering what mistakes you are making. Then you kind of can’t wait to do it again.
    What the hell is a Ninja Twizzle? Does it have anything to do with hard shelled aquatic life forms that live in the sewer?

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    Awesome! Never thought of it like that but so true!!!!

    I used to often think before stepping on the ice "why do I do this?". But as you said you can't wait to get out there again and again.

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    Don't forget the "having a drink afterward" part
    I would have been here sooner, but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it. - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

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    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post
    Don't forget the "having a drink afterward" part
    Lots of people on my synchro team like to have a cigarette after competing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post
    Don't forget the "having a drink afterward" part
    There is a photo on someone's Facebook page of a few of them having shots.
    What the hell is a Ninja Twizzle? Does it have anything to do with hard shelled aquatic life forms that live in the sewer?

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    All I can say is, I hope to goodness that when I lose my virginity I don't start hyperventilating and turning red like a tomato.

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    "Is that what it's supposed to feel like?"

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    But if you're totally in love with it, it feels right, even the first time.

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    We need a "like" button for this thread!

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    This is the funniest thread. But so accurate!!!!!www.waltzjump.com

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    Hilarious! But aren't there some minors who read this forum too?

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    Yes and they should be in bed.
    What the hell is a Ninja Twizzle? Does it have anything to do with hard shelled aquatic life forms that live in the sewer?

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    Best. Thread. Of. 2012!

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