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    Ever wonder why women with cats are single?

    What the hell is a Ninja Twizzle? Does it have anything to do with hard shelled aquatic life forms that live in the sewer?

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    So Fluffy is to blame? There is one cure for that!
    "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

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    from a single, and happy, cat lover!

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    Eh. i always knew Finley was up to something.

    Fecking cats.

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    That really was a gorgeous cat, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyliefan View Post


    That really was a gorgeous cat, though.
    Looks like a Turkish Van.
    The fastest thing out of New Jersey since Tricky Nicky in a Muscovian handbasket

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    Sounds about right. Cats are vindictive for real!!!
    "Marge, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'm just going to have to stop doing stupid things!" - Homer Simpson in the Mr. Plow episode

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    Well if they weren't single, they'd be couples with cats or families with cats.
    I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.
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    drinky typo pbp, closet hugger
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    that was great!
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    What about dogs? My new puppy kept sitting between my date and I on the couch and interfering with our conversation. All I could think was "cockblocker"

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatieC View Post
    from a single, and happy, cat lover!
    Ditto!

    (Well, I think I found it 2% offensive, 3% terrifying, and 95% hilarious.)

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    Men's perspective on owning cats.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    Looks like a Turkish Van.
    Fecking hell. That's my cat. (And he IS a Turkish Van.) This explains a lot.
    "Youth and vigor is no match for age and deceit." -- Prancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinami Amori View Post
    Men's perspective on owning cats.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
    Cat yodeling My husband often makes use of the corporal cuddling technique. But my cats don't sing opera.

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    Callie makes some of those sounds when I take her to the vet. But just now when I was watching the video by the engineers, Leo sat straight up in his bed and looked around with a very wide-eyed expression.

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