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    Exclamation Chatham, Ont. Police Reveal Their Silly 911 List

    http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Canada/201...-calls-111229/

    Some people are so stupid, it's funny.

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    "I can has cheezburger" is my favorite.
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    Haha! This one was my favorite:

    "A man called for an ambulance for a friend, and assured the friend he would "get rid of the dope" while dispatchers were still on the line."

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    Quote Originally Posted by skateboy View Post
    Haha! This one was my favorite:

    "A man called for an ambulance for a friend, and assured the friend he would "get rid of the dope" while dispatchers were still on the line."

    That one is my favourite too. LOL The police should publish more of these. They are soooo funny!

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    Yep--number 10 was my favorite too. I used to be a 911 dispatcher and in training we would always end with these crazy and funny calls. People are amazing.

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    What in the world did the woman want the police to do about her hamburger? Come arrest the cats? Bring her a new one? Some of those are so stupid but I can almost understand what happened, this one just makes no sense.
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    I liked in the video clip that he said the word "coach" instead of "couch". Reminded me of Esta and Maya Usova.

    Cat one eating hambuger is a good one.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    My fave:

    http://improveverywhere.com/2011/11/...uy-remastered/

    ..."we're not going to arrest anyone for wearing a blue polo shirt."

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