Holley-fyi--flipping through a Newsweek with a large photo spread devoted to Gary basically asking (with assistance from Colin Firth) why the hell has this guy never been nominated for an Oscar. And now back to snakes...
Ssssssssssss - Happy Wednesday everyone, from the Christmas Snake!
Nubka - Unpaid Slave Laborer...
Away in a garage, no grass for his bed,
The sweet Christmas Snake laid down his wee head,
The lights on the fake Christmas tree were a-shine
As all-l around the branches he twined
The mama and papa brought the tree inside
The Christmas Snake yawned and the children all cried
Dad grabbed a camcorder and what happened then?
The sweet Christmas Snake was on CNN.....
You should never write words with numbers. Unless you're seven. Or your name is Prince. - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Word Crimes"
You've never heard about snakes popping their heads up out of the toilet because they got in the pipes? Happens all the time. Tough luck if you are sitting on the....
I currently have a five foot long king snake living in my basement. I wonder if he'll make an appearance in my Christmas tree? We have a pretty peaceful coexistence - he keeps the mouse population low, I pay the heating bills - but every now and then I wonder if he'll morph into a basilisk and kill me with his eyes when I go around a corner .
Those who never succeed themselves are always the first to tell you how.
3539 and counting.
Slightly Wounding Banana list cont: MacMadame.
OK, we're talking roaches now? NOW we have true, unmitigated horror. Those bastards will survive nuclear holocausts and they've got those long spiney antennae!!!!!!!