Holley-fyi--flipping through a Newsweek with a large photo spread devoted to Gary basically asking (with assistance from Colin Firth) why the hell has this guy never been nominated for an Oscar. And now back to snakes...
Ssssssssssss - Happy Wednesday everyone, from the Christmas Snake!
Nubka - Unpaid Slave Laborer...
Away in a garage, no grass for his bed,
The sweet Christmas Snake laid down his wee head,
The lights on the fake Christmas tree were a-shine
As all-l around the branches he twined
The mama and papa brought the tree inside
The Christmas Snake yawned and the children all cried
Dad grabbed a camcorder and what happened then?
The sweet Christmas Snake was on CNN.....
Stale pastry is hollow succour to a man who is bereft of ostrich. - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
You've never heard about snakes popping their heads up out of the toilet because they got in the pipes? Happens all the time. Tough luck if you are sitting on the....
I currently have a five foot long king snake living in my basement. I wonder if he'll make an appearance in my Christmas tree? We have a pretty peaceful coexistence - he keeps the mouse population low, I pay the heating bills - but every now and then I wonder if he'll morph into a basilisk and kill me with his eyes when I go around a corner .
Your program sucks and your partner just fell: lay down and play dead or think Feck this and do a Th3A at the end of the program: Aliona Savchenko: Definition of a competitor
3539 and counting.
Slightly Wounding Banana list cont: MacMadame.
OK, we're talking roaches now? NOW we have true, unmitigated horror. Those bastards will survive nuclear holocausts and they've got those long spiney antennae!!!!!!!