Tonight, my sister and I were walking through the parking lot at Sam's Club and a woman was changing her baby's diaper on the tailgate of her truck!. We looked at each other and managed not to laugh! Jeff Foxworthy would have been proud!
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11-15-2011, 04:04 AM #1Registered User
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Funny Redneck Moment...
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11-15-2011, 04:11 AM #2
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Dirty diapers wait for no man. Sometimes you just have to seize the moment, or in this case, the tailgate!
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11-15-2011, 04:29 AM #3
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SPeaking of Rednecks... this blog post is one of the funniest things I've read in years. "It's clearly you're a foggot." A redneck is writing to a blog owner. The owners responses are hysterical.
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html
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11-15-2011, 04:45 AM #4engaged to dupa
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Absolutely. It's only redneck if you toss the dirty diaper on the ground.
Originally Posted by nubka
Dirty diapers wait for no man. Sometimes you just have to seize the moment, or in this case, the tailgate!
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11-15-2011, 04:46 AM #5Snark Dispensator
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Originally Posted by Ozzisk8tr
SPeaking of Rednecks... this blog post is one of the funniest things I've read in years. "It's clearly you're a foggot." A redneck is writing to a blog owner. The owners responses are hysterical.
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html
loved it!
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11-15-2011, 05:28 AM #6
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The first response re the redneck's girlfriend made me laugh out loud.
"...some people are moulded by their admiration, others by their hostilities.”
― Elizabeth Bowen, The Death of the Heart
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11-15-2011, 05:32 AM #7
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Would it qualify for redneck if it wasn't her truck? Originally Posted by milanessa
Absolutely. It's only redneck if you toss the dirty diaper on the ground.
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11-15-2011, 05:33 AM #8
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Absolutely. Especially if she left the used diaper in the truck. Originally Posted by jamesy
Would it qualify for redneck if it wasn't her truck?
"...some people are moulded by their admiration, others by their hostilities.”
― Elizabeth Bowen, The Death of the Heart
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11-15-2011, 01:19 PM #9Registered User
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As I was reading, first time in my life that coffee actually came through my nose and on the keyboard! Originally Posted by Ozzisk8tr
SPeaking of Rednecks... this blog post is one of the funniest things I've read in years. "It's clearly you're a foggot." A redneck is writing to a blog owner. The owners responses are hysterical.
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html
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11-15-2011, 02:16 PM #10
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Learned a new word today, heteroflexible. Useful. Originally Posted by Ozzisk8tr
SPeaking of Rednecks... this blog post is one of the funniest things I've read in years. "It's clearly you're a foggot." A redneck is writing to a blog owner. The owners responses are hysterical.
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html
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11-15-2011, 02:52 PM #11Beach Bum
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That is hilarious.
I think I will have a snack and take a nap before I eat and go to sleep.
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11-15-2011, 05:03 PM #12Registered User
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Thank God for idiots---I needed a good laugh this morning.
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11-15-2011, 05:05 PM #13
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And if it were a station wagon? Or the back of a minivan?
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11-15-2011, 05:09 PM #14engaged to dupa
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Why not? Originally Posted by gkelly
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11-15-2011, 05:26 PM #15
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I needed those laughs! Just got through editing a 64 page Nutcracker program.
About the dirty diaper, it is also seen as very redneck to toss the dirty diaper out the window while driving, having changed the diaper in the back seat. A friend of mine was unfortunately driving behind a redneck who did this, and she wound up with baby poo all over her windshield.
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11-15-2011, 05:36 PM #16Volcano Climber!
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I'm sorry, I don't think that it is a redneck moment. Have you ever had a child with a wet or dirty diaper and the bathroom with the changing table is either a) closed for cleaning or repairs or b) so filthy that you think that the back of your car/tailgate is a 1000 x cleaner?
or have more than one child - the others in the car/truck in their car seats/booster seats and secured so that you are not worrying about one or more of them leaving the bathroom while changing the one with the wet/dirty diaper?
Or an infant with a severe diaper rash that the child is in pain when urine or feces touch the skin?
Or have no diapers and just purchased some in the store and rather than putting everyone back into the cart and going into the store, used the most readily available surface?
The improper disposal of a soiled diaper is another thing. But people who would dispose of soiled diapers out a window would throw any type of trash out a window. That is entirely different subject.
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If we're talking about rednecks....
http://redneckbank.com/
(And yes, it is totally legit!)
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11-15-2011, 05:48 PM #18engaged to dupa
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Chill, numbers, chill.
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11-15-2011, 06:01 PM #19
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I don't think there's anything particularly "redneck" about changing a diaper in the parking lot, for the reasons numbers123 suggested.
It seems the reason OrioleBeagle made that connection was the type of vehicle involved.
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11-15-2011, 06:09 PM #20
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I am still laughing at that, and have been all day! Originally Posted by Ozzisk8tr
SPeaking of Rednecks... this blog post is one of the funniest things I've read in years. "It's clearly you're a foggot." A redneck is writing to a blog owner. The owners responses are hysterical.
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html
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