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    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    72 days is two months and change, you know .
    I know ... but a lot of the marriages shown lasted 4 months or longer. Kim & Kris's 72 days is about the 4th shortest (of more than 20 listed). Yes, it is a lot longer than 24-55 hours, I'll give them that. In fact, it's almost a lifetime by that standard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skatingfan5 View Post
    I know ... but a lot of the marriages shown lasted 4 months or longer. Kim & Kris's 72 days is about the 4th shortest (of more than 20 listed). Yes, it is a lot longer than 24-55 hours, I'll give them that.
    And it's longer than Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman's month.

    Gotta say I am grateful that I am too young to remember that one.
    Trolling dates all the way back to 397 B.C. - People began following Plato around and would make fart noises after everything he said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    And it's longer than Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman's month.
    Yes, I wasn't comparing Kim/Kris to Ethel/Ernie -- I was comparing E/E to Britney and Zsa Zsa's records. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    And it's longer than Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman's month.
    It was all about the hot animal sex between those two.

    Forever never had a chance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefcake View Post
    It was all about the hot animal sex between those two.

    Forever never had a chance!
    Oh, thank you, Beefy, for yet another mental image I will never be able to burn from my brain .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    Oh, thank you, Beefy, for yet another mental image I will never be able to burn from my brain .
    Thanks for quoting it so I didn't miss it skipping to the last page. Pardon me while I go bleach my brain...

    I heard this on the radio this afternoon and immediately thought "FSU will have the snark..." Wasn't she the one who was all "My wedding is going to be bigger than Kate and William's"? I'm sure they're happy to cede the 'most lavish wedding of the year' title in exchange for 'longer marriage' award....

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    Quote Originally Posted by skatingfan5 View Post
    I know ... but a lot of the marriages shown lasted 4 months or longer. Kim & Kris's 72 days is about the 4th shortest (of more than 20 listed).
    It's actually more like ninth. Hey, I have to do something with my fingers to avoid eating Halloween candy.

    Although that Almond Joy is calling my name.........
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    Almond Joy .... I have a bowl of peanut butter cups that is calling - no yelling- for me to eat them ......
    A good rant is cathartic. Ranting is what keeps me sane. They always come from a different place. Take the prime minister, for example. Sometimes when I rant about him, I am angry; other times, I am just severely annoyed - it's an important distinction. - Rick Mercer

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    Quote Originally Posted by soxxy View Post
    Is Kim pregnant?
    That will be the next trauma, pregnant and can't get for the sake of the baby, he will man up, she will Madonna out, and they will stay together. They can get a whole nine months out of this, if not the baby's lifetime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lacey View Post
    That will be the next trauma, pregnant and can't get for the sake of the baby, he will man up, she will Madonna out, and they will stay together. They can get a whole nine months out of this, if not the baby's lifetime.

    Child custody battles make great tv.

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    I don't know if this was all a stunt or not. If so, I feel like they should be sued for fraud from all the publications that paid big bucks for their wedding photos, video, etc. But then again, it doesn't hurt their sales and now they get to run another front page with them on it so they probably are happy. But really, not even 3 months? How pathetic. Can't even try to work it out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex View Post
    Kim is a cockroach, pure and simple.
    And Kris has always looked a little dumb to me.
    But they are all in on the joke.
    Is this a Kardashian haiku?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigB08822 View Post
    I don't know if this was all a stunt or not. If so, I feel like they should be sued for fraud from all the publications that paid big bucks for their wedding photos, video, etc.
    Those same publications are probably loving this new development.

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    It is not at all surprising. I do watch Kardashian shows, as I find them amusing, in a brain dead kind of way.

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    Well, mine lasted 25 years and now I'm finding it was a sham. I should have left that first year, but then kids came along, etc., people don't change. Cut your losses early, is my advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefcake View Post
    Forever never had a chance!
    This sounds like the title of a power ballad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by my little pony View Post
    i thought it was just a tv wedding

    now maybe people can stop calling it our royal wedding
    Has anyone actually said that?

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    Kris Jenner is the one responsible for negotiating the contracts that have built the Kardashian "brand" and led to all of this "exposure"/$$$$ for the family.

    Whatever you think of them, she's not dumb.
    Her efforts may backfire after this, though.

    They aren't worthy of all the fuss,
    Perhaps the pubic will begin to realize it, now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prancer View Post
    It's actually more like ninth. Hey, I have to do something with my fingers to avoid eating Halloween candy.

    Although that Almond Joy is calling my name.........
    You're right -- I missed some of the shortest ones last night. So actually, in the realm of short celebrity marriages, Kim/Kris is just a middling-short one.

    Quote Originally Posted by algonquin View Post
    Has anyone actually said that?
    Unfortunately, yes, it seems they have.

    Sun Time article "Kim Kardashian's royal wedding, U.S. style"

    "Kim Kardashian plans "royal" wedding" (ghastly dress picture there)

    "Kim Kardashian's Royal Wedding Plans" (from Perez Hilton - ugh)

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    irrecconsilable (sp) differences = he's a giant & she's a midget

    Quote Originally Posted by topaz View Post
    I've never really had any opinion on Kim K other than the fact I enjoy her makeup selections.
    I don't find her exceptionally pretty. I thought that actress who she sued her was prettier & more normal looking. She looks trashy in an overblown slutty sex-kitten pouty kind of way. I'm not a fan of the huge boobs & huge booty look either.

    Quote Originally Posted by skatingfan5 View Post
    Where's the vomit emoticon?

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