"Nature is a damp, inconvenient sort of place where birds and animals wander about uncooked."
from Speedy Death
Bumped, with photo as requested
Stale pastry is hollow succour to a man who is bereft of ostrich. - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
Oh my god, that is hilarious!
Ex-publicist also said that Kim is the one who leaked the sex video. Well, it worked for Paris Hilton so why not her?
3539 and counting.
Slightly Wounding Banana list cont: MacMadame.
I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls--Audrey Hepburn