Harding Establishes Land Speed Record

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Don't know why she would take up knitting or piano instead. Motorsports pay. This girl for example does very well, just from T shirt sales and endorsement ads alone.
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OTOH I can assure you that knitting does not pay, now that all that sort of handwork is done cheaper than the cost of the yarn. If Tonya knits, we'd never know.

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Don't know why she would take up knitting or piano instead. Motorsports pay. This girl for example does very well, just from T shirt sales and endorsement ads alone.
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OTOH I can assure you that knitting does not pay, now that all that sort of handwork is done cheaper than the cost of the yarn. If Tonya knits, we'd never know.

This joke is as old as the hills, but: maybe if she had some steel wool she could knit a race car.