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    Yvonne the cow still on the run in Germany

    Authorities try to trace her moo-vements

    Yvonne, a six-year-old dairy cow, escaped from a Bavarian farm in May days before she was due to be slaughtered.

    When the local authorities in Mühldorf gave hunters permission to shoot her on sight, animal rights activists waded in.

    Gut Aiderbichl, an animal sanctuary in Austria, paid Yvonne's owner €600 (£530), vowing to bring the cow to safety before she was knocked down by a Bavarian bullet.

    Her whereabouts have now become a national obsession in Germany, with one tabloid offering a reward of €10,000 for her safe return.
    To think that fun is simple fun, while earnest things are earnest, proves all too plain that neither one thou truthfully discernest.

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    GO YVONNE GO!

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    FIGHT THE POWER YVONNE!!!!

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    Woo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anita18 View Post
    Woo!
    Shouldn't that be Moo?

    You show 'em, Yvonne. Run Free!
    Those who never succeed themselves are always the first to tell you how.

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    Run, Yvonne, run!
    3539 and counting.

    Slightly Wounding Banana list cont: MacMadame.

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    It would be-hoove her to run as fast as she can.
    You should never write words with numbers. Unless you're seven. Or your name is Prince. - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Word Crimes"

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    I hope she is never captured!

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    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post
    It would be-hoove her to run as fast as she can.
    A truly moo-ving story.

    I can't believe no one has said this yet?

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    Power to the people cows!

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    Yvonne has her own Twitter account. Not as funny as the Central Park Zoo Cobra, but cute.

    http://twitter.com/#!/KuhYvonne

    I don't know why the authorities can't find her - she checks in with FourSquare:
    https://foursquare.com/kuhyvonne

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    Yvonne!
    "Marge, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'm just going to have to stop doing stupid things!" - Homer Simpson in the Mr. Plow episode

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    Run Yvonne!

    Her story will be written as "I was a Fugitive from a Churn Gang"

    The movie version of the book will be called "Field of Creams"
    Last edited by DarrellH; 08-25-2011 at 06:36 AM.

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    Rooting for Yvonne!! You go girl.

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    I hope this story goes on for heifer and heifer.
    To think that fun is simple fun, while earnest things are earnest, proves all too plain that neither one thou truthfully discernest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allezfred View Post
    I hope this story goes on for heifer and heifer.
    Leave it to you to milk this thread.
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    What an udderly mooving story!

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    What's the farmer's beef with her anyway? She will cow-tow to his authority no more!!
    "The practice of sport is a human right. Every individual must have the possibility of practicing sport, without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic spirit, which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity and fair play." –Olympic Charter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    GO YVONNE GO!
    Why, thank you! My name is Yvonne...
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