West, the lawyer from Ashley's season is blogging about the show. Normally I check out past contestants blogs once and say "no thanks" but I've actually have found his pretty amusing. Who knew he had so much snark inside. Here's the link if anyone else wants to check it out:
I'm off to vacation this afternoon! Luckily I'll be back in time for next Monday's episode!
Bachelor Pad Drinking Game!
Take a sip every time Gia-Pet winces like she's going to cry.
Take a sip every time J(F)ake tries to seem like a nice guy.
Take a sip every time Chris Harrison tries to seem like a nice guy.
Take a sip every time someone says Vienna Sausage is untrustworthy or insane.
Take a drink when someone says in confessional that his or her real goal is the money.
Take a gulp every time GAmes smiles, revealing his over-bleached teeth.
Did you omit the most obvious one? "Take a sip every time Kasey uses the word protect" (Or would we all be drunk before the end of his first scene on the show, fall asleep and miss the next 2.75 hours?)
I swear that Kasey uses that specific word in every sentence. What kind of damaged goods is this dude, that he think there is so much menace constantly swirling around his being that he must protect each and every soul around him. Kasey is a psycho.
Colour me displeased when a jumping bean comes out of nowhere and grabs the Olympic Gold Medal.
For those wishing to remain sober:
Take a sip when Chris Harrison admits he's just as bad as Mike Fleiss.
Take a drink every time Vienna Sausage says something intelligent.
Take a gulp when a female participant is dressed modestly.
I am disappointed in the ladies this year. Gia is the only attractive one. Vienna is just plain ugly. I thought we had more hot girls last year... oh well. I don't know what Kasey sees in Vienna. She is not attractive at all and has horrible personalities. Then again, Kasey probably isn't all that either?? I hope Gia wins.
I think I will have a snack and take a nap before I eat and go to sleep.
I only started watching The Bachelor/Bachelorette with Brad 2.0. My neighbors watch on Monday pm and I was invited for Martini Mondays. Can't wait to share the drinking games you have all shared. Thanks in advance for making me look good/fun.
Bachelor Pad - what a crack up - Big Brother - but crazy in a different way. Hee Hee
Welcome to the party smurfy
I'm here with my chocolate fudge brownie ice cream! Anyone else watching?
starts here next hour
Never mess with a geocacher. We know the best places to hide a body....
I'm in a hotel room - loooonngg day of meetings, and now I'm in my jammies, room service on the way, and enjoying every second of it!
I feel kind of bad for Erica.
OMG not one of these guys could have a little pity and aim for another girl? That's awful!
After a five hour trip home this morning became a 7 hour ordeal at Boston's airport and the 3 hour flight home with screaming, tired toddlers, I'm taking a pass on Bachelor Pad tonight. I'll watch tomorrow when I can enjoy!