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    Don't swear in Melbourne, Australia

    Our government has passed a law which means that the police can issue on the spot fines for any using offensive or threatening language. Before the police had to take people to court.

    http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/bi...530-1fctb.html

    If they came to my workplace they would issue lots of fines, particularly with our HR manager.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    Lenina Huxley: Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat...
    John Spartan: Are you s**tting me?
    Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
    John Spartan: What the hell is that?
    Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
    Lenina Huxley: Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so is pregnancy if you don't have a licence.
    Bonus points to anyone who can identify that guilty pleasure movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by susan6 View Post
    Bonus points to anyone who can identify that guilty pleasure movie.
    *everyone runs to google*


    As did I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by susan6 View Post
    Bonus points to anyone who can identify that guilty pleasure movie.
    Demolition Man.
    3539 and counting.

    Slightly Wounding Banana list cont: MacMadame.

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    Well, fcuk them
    You should never write words with numbers. Unless you're seven. Or your name is Prince. - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Word Crimes"

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