Pssst! Could I Bother You For A Million Dollars?

**Aussie Willy** · 05-31-2011, 06:10 AM

Originally Posted by my little pony

assuming taf has alcohol, i'd rather do this then sit in some circle and wait for someone to hand me the spirit stick, sorry peter

You pass around a DVD of 1996 Worlds and channel the power of the Kween.

**Gazpacho** · 05-31-2011, 06:19 AM

Oh, how I wish I had a million dollars to give you! But if you do get the centre off and running, I'll be more than happy to support it.

**Dragonlady** · 05-31-2011, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by Aussie Willy

Did she actually go jogging or just look inside herself to see if she could jog?

None of these people seemed to do anything but look inside themselves. And they seemed very angsty about this inability to find whatever it was they needed to achieve their stated goal. Some of them used various crystals or sat under pyramids while they were looking inside themselves. It was hard to keep a straight face while listening to some of these testimonials.

The whole event was structured like a church service but it was difficult to tell what it was people were actually worshipping. At the time it seemed like a skit you'd see on Saturday Night Live mocking New Age Religion.

The best part of the whole service was the leader telling everyone they all needed to look inside themselves and send healing vibes to the people who were rioting for social justice. Yeah, that will really help.

**rfisher** · 05-31-2011, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by milanessa

If I had a million dollars you wouldn't get it, Peter.

Now, If I had 72 million you'd be in with a chance.

Bingo. Sorry, Peter. And it would need to be a tax deduction, otherwise, I'm spending all those millions on MYSELF and MY wants and dreams. I don't need a touchy-feely compound to help me. Oh, wait. Do you plan to serve koolaid at this center?

**PeterG** · 05-31-2011, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by rfisher

Bingo. Sorry, Peter. And it would need to be a tax deduction, otherwise, I'm spending all those millions on MYSELF and MY wants and dreams. I don't need a touchy-feely compound to help me. Oh, wait. Do you plan to serve koolaid at this center?

How about giving me one of your millions, join us and acheive all yours dreams...and help others to do so? And it won't be a touch-feely place at all. It will be reality and action-based rather than spiritual based. People's beliefs will be respected, but the place won't be spiritually-based. Unless "thinking positive and taking action" is spiritual.

P.S. No Kool-Aid. We'll try to live as healthy as possible, but everyone will move towards greater health at their own pace. (With thought and encouragement along the way.)

Originally Posted by Gazpacho

Oh, how I wish I had a million dollars to give you! But if you do get the centre off and running, I'll be more than happy to support it.

Originally Posted by my little pony

assuming taf has alcohol, i'd rather do this then sit in some circle and wait for someone to hand me the spirit stick, sorry peter

Now you didn't even attempt to read the post right before this post of yours, did you?

**rfisher** · 05-31-2011, 05:51 PM

I don't really think a million is going to go very far, Peter. That would just buy the property. You'd need upwards of 10 million to set it up and maintain it (since you're letting mlp and all her friends live there gratis). Too expensive. I'm going to need that 10 mil to buy a research vessel so I can spend some quality time chasing killer whales around the oceans of the world. Sorry.

**ribbon** · 05-31-2011, 06:06 PM

If I had a million dollars, I wouldn't decorate with Pirates of the Caribbean posters. And, I'd have a nicer pool.

The surroundings though are

If you ever do get it, I will come to your free healing resort and try my best never to discover myself just so I could remain there forever.

**taf2002** · 05-31-2011, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by my little pony

assuming taf has alcohol, i'd rather do this then sit in some circle and wait for someone to hand me the spirit stick, sorry peter

taf always has alcohol.

**my little pony** · 05-31-2011, 06:18 PM

peter, your compound reminds me of the place eddie went to after patsy moved to ny on abfab.

**Dragonlady** · 05-31-2011, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by taf2002

taf always has alcohol.

A woman after my own heart.

Although I'm not opposed to the occasional spirit stick.

**Cheylana** · 05-31-2011, 10:42 PM

Peter, I need to learn how to drink more wheatgrass juice and become less

Plus, those photos in your link included horses, so I'm thinking you'll be offering horseback riding lessons... right???

So great, I'm in. Now you'll just need to raise $990,089. Oh, and I expect something at the ranch to be named after me. A statue or bench or something

**Sparks** · 05-31-2011, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by PeterG

How about giving me one of your millions, join us and acheive all yours dreams...and help others to do so? And it won't be a touch-feely place at all. It will be reality and action-based rather than spiritual based. People's beliefs will be respected, but the place won't be spiritually-based. Unless "thinking positive and taking action" is spiritual.

Good! After the last time you groped, umm, I mean touched and felt me, I felt violated and icky on the inside.

**MikiAndoFan#1** · 05-31-2011, 10:57 PM

What if we all gave a you dollar over the next few weeks? You'd get to a million in no time!

**PeterG** · 05-31-2011, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by Wyliefan

I thought FSU was the Dream Center.

This'll be even better. You'll get to see people instead of a computer screen!!!

Originally Posted by my little pony

then is takahashi coming to live on our hippie commune to skate daily on our hippie commune rink? otherwise, these rules are unacceptable

Once he has his Canadian citizenship confirmed, he can stay as long as he likes. But ya gots to have your PAPERS!!!

Originally Posted by KatieC

Let us know when it's up and running. I'll bring some homemade chocolate chip cookies with me.

No need. We'll have everything you need. You can whip up whatever you like when it's your turn for kitchen duty.

Originally Posted by rfisher

I don't really think a million is going to go very far, Peter. That would just buy the property. You'd need upwards of 10 million to set it up and maintain it (since you're letting mlp and all her friends live there gratis). Too expensive. I'm going to need that 10 mil to buy a research vessel so I can spend some quality time chasing killer whales around the oceans of the world. Sorry.

I think you are just saying that. That you do not really mean it....

**milanessa** · 05-31-2011, 11:27 PM

Who cleans the bathrooms?

**Sparks** · 05-31-2011, 11:39 PM

My Little Pony, of course.
For money we can operate a figure skating rink, have Dai, Johnny, and all our favorites perform.

**Aussie Willy** · 05-31-2011, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by milanessa

Who cleans the bathrooms?

If we all wish for it hard enough the bathrooms will clean themselves.

**Dragonlady** · 06-01-2011, 12:06 AM

I could teach horseback riding and help with the care of the horses.

**rfisher** · 06-01-2011, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by PeterG

I think you are just saying that. That you do not really mean it....

You doubt my sincerity? I'm shocked. And wounded. Now, I'm going to have to give my donation to someone else who can restore my deeply wounded soul.

Oh, wait. I forgot I have no soul having sold it for the pairs podium at Worlds. Oops.

**KatieC** · 06-01-2011, 02:33 AM

I'll have to remember to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow. BTW, do you take cats?

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