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    Childrens' book for parents who can't get their kids to sleep

    Okay if you are easily offended then this book is not for you. You have been warned.

    Otherwise any parent who does have trouble getting their kids to sleep will probably relate to this.

    http://www.majordojo.com/GoTheFtoSleep.pdf
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    I want to give this book to people I know with young children. The audio reading of the book:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI6RrDveqm8

    Definitely NSFW.

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    I read about this book last week while riding the Metro and was snickering to myself to the point that the man next to me was inching away. A relative of mine can definitely relate to this.
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    Pre-ordered it for my pregnant sister...we share a warped sense of humor.
    I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.~W. C. Fields

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    I was sent this a few weeks ago and thought it was absolutely hilarious. We had 10 months of a sleepless baby so can definitely relate.

    We just ferberized our baby so now we are sleeping great.

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    I had to laugh when I saw this. Even though I don't have kids, I've done so much babysitting that I could definitely relate.

    (I wonder if we should be linking to the PDF, though. I read just this morning that it was unauthorized by the author.)
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    I read about this book a while ago and thought it was hilarious! I could read it to DD and she would never know the difference. It's not what you say, it's the tone you say it in

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