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    Anyone looking forward to the Rapture?

    Meant to be happening this Saturday.

    Does the Rapture pay attention to time zones?

    If it does it means I probably die before the rest of you.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    Well, let us know how it goes!

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    Yes, tell us how good the internet connection is and if it can load FSU quickly. If it's slow, I'll just pass this go-round and wait till 2012. Hopefully, any possible problems can be worked out by then.
    "The practice of sport is a human right. Every individual must have the possibility of practicing sport, without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic spirit, which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity and fair play." –Olympic Charter

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    I think I read that not everyone dies on the 21st. It is just the beginning of the end. I think those who are saved will be taken to heaven while the rest of us heathens will be left to endure the end of the world. Party at my place?
    -Brian
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    Silly cultists, everyone knows Skynet launched its attack on April 21st, not May.

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    From the thread title I thought Blondie were re-releasing their single...
    I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.


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    ^ that would be incredibly good marketing!

    I've been invited to a post-rapture looting on Facebook. See y'all there!

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    Crap, does that mean if I live past the 21st, then I am a heathen that will die a terrible and horrible death in 2012?

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    No, it means you're a heathen, and will die a horrible death on Oct 21, 2011.

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    Well, there's a couple of ocean side mansions I've got my eye on....
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    I've been looking forward to it since I became a Christian 20 years ago I'm ready whenever Jesus is, whether that's the 21st or not

    -Bridget

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    Yes, it will be terrific. Hubby and I are already planning on blowing the mortgage and car insurance payments and having a big night out tonight.
    AceOn6, the golf loving skating fan

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    I am. But it's not going to happen on the 21st anyway. No man knows the day or the hour.

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    By the way, what is the dresscode for an apocalypse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wustfan View Post
    By the way, what is the dresscode for an apocalypse?
    Just dress as a horse and try and blend in.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Willy View Post
    Just dress as a horse and try and blend in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigB08822 View Post
    Party at my place?
    I'll bring the tequila and Xanax.

    Can anyone pick up a couple rotisserie chickens and some dip?

    I hope the Higher Power uses a panel of drag queens for the swimsuit and evening gown portion of the judging.

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    What?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loves_Shizuka View Post
    What?!
    My dear, haven't you heard? Some looney tune says that we are all gonna be "read" this Saturday at 6pm.......

    .......and in October, we either get through the velvet rope or get sent someplace MUCH warmer! (No, not St. Barts......)

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    ^I just asked my Vicar parents. They were rather hilariously scathing in their responses.

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