Dancing With the Stars (and Stripes?) Wk 5: 4/18-4/19

[Garden Kitty]

I liked Petra and Dmitri and I know I'm no teknik, but I didn't see a lot of mistakes.

[Veronika]

Ack, showing 3 seconds of Master P's "dancing" is too much!

[rfisher]

I was prepared to dislike Romeo, but he's really making an effort on this show. Except for Kendra the Queen of trash, I like all the rest of the dancers. Can we eliminate Kendra and just keep the rest of them and declare it a tie?

[danceronice]

For starters she was sticking her arse out, a major no-no. (Means your posture's just gone.) And it was just really draggy and slow. (Bruno is on crack. Then again, that was clear before he thought that was fast.) There was no bus-throwing; if anything that eight made it too high.

And I'm sorry but Romeo's top hat is making me giggle. And this is a lot of side-by-side, but I'm not sure if it's fair or not to bust them for that...

[Matryeshka]

That was the best of the night for me on every level--dance, music, costume, attitude during the dance. Romeo looks adorable in that, and I thought his swagger added rather than detracted. I mean, Frank Sinatra was kinda the original gangsta, so it's kind of appropriate.

Great job Chelsie and Romeo

[Garden Kitty]

Parts of this seemed a bit forced too, but Romeo is growing on me. I like how he started out pretty self conscious, but he seems to be working hard and getting into the show. That was fun to watch.

I agree that once Kendra is gone, I like everyone else.

[marbri]

Every shot of Kirstie tonight has her looking tense to me. Not the smiling, joking we are used to seeing. Hope she does OK.

[my little pony]

Where's Pony? There's an awesome Jello commercial where a mother is threatening her kid's teddy bear. I want her take on it.

the little bitch should get a job if she wants a bear though giving your kids jello products is child abuse

are we sure master p is romeo's father? i want to see them dna tested on maury

[PrincessLeppard]

I hate this fcuking song.

[ChelleC]

Whoever is singing God Bless the USA needs to be shot.

[pollyanna]

Now jabbing sporks into my eardrums - hate the song, hate the singer's singing.

[soxxy]

I don't think Hines understood the Rhumba at all. Hated the music.

[Fridge_Break]

Kym is wearing the longest tassels EVER.

[my little pony]

the band should be put out of their misery, it is the only humane thing to do

[Matryeshka]

maybe mlp should be the kid's new mommy. I can see it now. MLP: LB (little bitch), your teddy bear is dead. LB: Whhhhhyyyyy? MLP: Cause I fed it Jello. Now quit yer bitchin', or I'll feed Jello to you too.

Was it wrong of me to want to laugh when they both did the "stand up"--it had all the subtlety of a Plush routine. I think I would have loved that had it been to any other song.

[Garden Kitty]

Why does Bruno have to stand each time he gives a critique.

[danceronice]

That was a whole lotta posing on his part, and really...okay, she's no Karina but I'm still underwhelmed by KYM in that. Lots of spinning and not a lot else.

None was helped by that song being...wonky. I couldn't get any sort of count or tell if they were on the four or not because that just didn't sound...rhumba-y.

[rfisher]

Kym is doing a really good job at making Hines look good. I really like them together. This is so hard. I like Chris, Hines, Romeo, Petra, Kirstie, Chelsie, and even Ralph.

[my little pony]

wasnt kendra the one who kept smelling her armpits in the first wk? she needs to review the tapes before she declares her f****** elegance

[Garden Kitty]

This theme night is bizarre. So many dances being done to songs that are really not right for the mood of the dance.