Wearing only a tutu and tattoo of the Internet casino website Golden palace across his naked torso, the streaker performed to live audiences of millions both in the stadium and watching coverage televised worldwide. He was shortly overcome by security and led off the rink.
Sources have revealed the identity of the streaker to be Ron Simon, the self-proclaimed "World's Best Drummer".
During brief comments before being led away by security, Simon expressed his jubilation at having performed to millions and his admiration for the sport. "I have real passion for Golden Palace. Golden Palace is soaring to new heights and I wanted to be part of it. And I have the biggest respect for these athletes. This is the hardest sport that I've tried. I took three or so lessons before I learned that I wasn't made for it. I think that figure skating is a bit too serious though. It needs to be funnier."