"Nature is a damp, inconvenient sort of place where birds and animals wander about uncooked."
from Speedy Death
Tom Cruise could be Brian Joubert...
Scarlett Johannson could be Adam Rippon...
Charlie Sheen could be Morosov...
Johnny Depp could be TAT ('cause he can become anyone and would prolly love the role)...
Simon Cowell could be Brian Orser
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"I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine."
If we get into coaches, I'm definitely losing it!
Frank Carroll - the opposing lawyer on Harry's Law who is supremely uptight, repeats himself all the time and tore his clothes off in the courtroom when he lost.
On the floor laughing....!
Lurch as Tomas Verner? Oh that is inspired!
The Serious Cat as Artur Gachinski is
Tomas Verner is cute. He does not look at all like Lurch. Lurch was very weird and ugly.
I'm not spoiled...I deserve all my stuff.
Most actors are too old to play figure skaters so I'm going to do it backwards. I've seen many a photo where Brian Joubert looks like a young Robert De Niro. So my suggestion is a figure skating remake of Taxi Driver. This time Travis Bickle drives a cab to support his dream of Olympic gold and some bad PCS scores set him off.
Also, what about Robert Pattinson for Joubert? They are both hot and actually resemble each other quite a bit with their similar hair colors and pale complexions, IMO. Also, Joubert is about as popular with the ladiezzz as Edward Cullen
Kim Cattral as Elena Glebova? I mean that is who she is attempting to portray in her SP, yes?
Pamela Anderson as Elene Gedevanishvilli...now that she's blonde, it would make sense
Gérard Depardieu as Plushenko
Andy Mcdowell as Marie-France Dubreuil
Christina Ricci as Sasha Cohen or Caroline Kostner
Cole Morgan(Eric, the son from "I now pronouce you Chuck and Larry") as Johnny Weir