I heard of this guy's name but never knew what he did.. who is this guy?
Ron Jeremy's pop-up book might have really awesome pop-up pages but I bet it would still be ugly as hell.
"Michelle would never be caught with sausage grease staining her Vera Wang." - rfisher
I've been trying to find contact for Celebra Children's Books. Best yet, a direct email/snail mail for Raymond Garcia, but haven't been successful so far. If anyone could help, I'd appreciate it.
I'm just dying to ask them a few questions about Perez. It's inconceivable that asshat has been recognized by any mainstream media, but in connection with kids? You've got to be kidding me.
It seems the book is being edited by Stephen Meltzer who oversees a couple of children's book lines at Penguin USA. I would write him an old-fashioned snail mail letter rather than trying to find his or Garcia's email.
We live in an ageist society where everything is based on youth, but I hated being 18. I don't like teenagers any more now than I did then. I'm 49 now and there is no way that I'd go back to my teens and 20s - even if I knew what I know now, I don't want to go through all that again. I found it a very difficult time. - Buzz Osborne of the Melvins
OH the Places You'll Ho!(to make a buck) by Perez Hilton
Actual bumper sticker series: Jesus is my co-pilot. Satan is my financial advisor. Budha is my therapist. L. Ron Hubbard owes me $50.
He's written two other books (which were more aligned to what he writes on his blogs), and I don't believe they became bestsellers. I think only his niche group will actually buy the book while everyone else who's simply curious about it will read it in the store then put it back on the shelf.
"Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility." - Ambrose Bierce