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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    I don't want to live in a world that doesn't offer a Ron Jeremy pop-up book.
    Hard or soft cover?
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    Quote Originally Posted by milanessa View Post
    Hard or soft cover?
    Hard, definately hard.

    Will it also have moving parts?
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    I heard of this guy's name but never knew what he did.. who is this guy?

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    Ron Jeremy's pop-up book might have really awesome pop-up pages but I bet it would still be ugly as hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ks777 View Post
    I heard of this guy's name but never knew what he did.. who is this guy?
    A porn actor.
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    I've been trying to find contact for Celebra Children's Books. Best yet, a direct email/snail mail for Raymond Garcia, but haven't been successful so far. If anyone could help, I'd appreciate it.

    I'm just dying to ask them a few questions about Perez. It's inconceivable that asshat has been recognized by any mainstream media, but in connection with kids? You've got to be kidding me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milanessa View Post
    A porn actor.
    I know who Ron Jeremy is. I have seen his porn videos. I was talking about Perez Hilton. Who is he and how he is famous??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ks777 View Post
    I know who Ron Jeremy is. I have seen his porn videos. I was talking about Perez Hilton. Who is he and how he is famous??
    Maybe Ron Jeremy's porn videos blinded you and that is why you haven't seen Perez Hilton before? Just go to perezhilton with a .com
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    Quote Originally Posted by WindSpirit View Post
    I've been trying to find contact for Celebra Children's Books. Best yet, a direct email/snail mail for Raymond Garcia, but haven't been successful so far. If anyone could help, I'd appreciate it.

    I'm just dying to ask them a few questions about Perez. It's inconceivable that asshat has been recognized by any mainstream media, but in connection with kids? You've got to be kidding me.
    Most publishers hide that information very carefully so they don't get bombarded by unsolicited manuscripts or harassed by wannabe authors.

    It seems the book is being edited by Stephen Meltzer who oversees a couple of children's book lines at Penguin USA. I would write him an old-fashioned snail mail letter rather than trying to find his or Garcia's email.
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    OH the Places You'll Ho!(to make a buck) by Perez Hilton

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    Quote Originally Posted by ks777 View Post
    I know who Ron Jeremy is. I have seen his porn videos. I was talking about Perez Hilton. Who is he and how he is famous??
    Love how Ron Jeremy is more famous that Perez Hilton.

    I have just seen him in every documentary about porn they seem to make.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigB08822 View Post
    Those that do have children have mostly grown up enough to realize what a pathetic person and bully he is and would therefore not purchase anything for their children with his name associated with it.
    If most or all parents were so hyper-aware of and sensitive to the problem of bullying, it wouldn't be such a problem in this and other countries. Unrepentant bullies and other types of jerks have kids, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FigureSpins View Post
    Madonna's children's books weren't that bad - my kids borrowed them from the Library and liked them a lot. I read the first one and it was okay.
    My girls actually love Madonna's first book. Perez??? Just because he can sling celebrity crap doesn't mean he is anywhere near equipped to address children!

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    He's written two other books (which were more aligned to what he writes on his blogs), and I don't believe they became bestsellers. I think only his niche group will actually buy the book while everyone else who's simply curious about it will read it in the store then put it back on the shelf.
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