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    Things Kate Middleton canít do once she marries Wills

    So Yahoo News (which is quickly becoming my favourite news outlet because of the stupid articles they keep publishing) has just put up a list of Ten things Kate canít do once she marries William and itís really ridiculous. She wonít be able to play monopoly, eat shellfish, or finish her dinner? ha.

    article: Ten things Kate canít do once she marries Wills

    So I started coming up with things she will be able to doÖ

    Shoplift from Windsor castle gift shop with impunity.

    Bother a swan.

    Prank phonecall Mohamed Al-Fayed.

    Make love to Jeremy Hunt MP.

    Wear a corgi to the races.

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    What a goofy article. If she wants shellfish, she has to seek it out "in her own time"? So she's only going to be married to William part-time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyliefan View Post
    What a goofy article. If she wants shellfish, she has to seek it out "in her own time"? So she's only going to be married to William part-time?
    So the worry with shellfish is apparently the danger of food poisoning....I thought the problem might be the mess you make eating it. Cracking open some crab legs or lobster....you can't really see the Queen of England wearing a goofy bib and wielding the cracker and dunking the meat in butter. I could see Kate doing that NOW, but not once she's got a tiara on her noggin.

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    1. Be referred to as 'Kate'

    When Kate Middleton joins the House of Windsor this year, her official title will become ‘Her Royal Highness the Princess William of Wales’.

    She can be addressed as 'Catherine' or 'Ma'am' (pronounced like 'ham'). But 'Kate' isn't going to cut it anymore by Royal standards.
    Cause that worked so well for Sarah Ferguson
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    I don't think the name thing is a biggy - she'll continue to be referred to as Kate or Princess Kate in the media, just as Diana, Princess of Wales will be forever known as Di or Princess Di. Catherine is an official name, and I'm sure the Queen calls her that, but William can still call her Pooky.

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    I'm surprised they're allowing her to pass gas .

    Forbidden flatulence could definitely explain why so many of the royals have such cramped, pinched expressions all the time.

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    Well, the Royal Family would be the emaciated family if Mr. Barbk were King, because if everyone had to stop eating as soon as he finished dinner would be over in, oh, say four minutes. Six for Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyn View Post
    I'm surprised they're allowing her to pass gas .

    Forbidden flatulence could definitely explain why so many of the royals have such cramped, pinched expressions all the time.
    You should see this then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerdycool View Post
    You should see this then.

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