What is your major malfunction? As Judd Hirsch said to Molly Ringwald "You won't take a guy's tongue in your mouth but you'll eat that?" No, wait, that doesn't make sense. What I mean is, you'll take a guy's tongue in your mouth but you won't eat that?
Wait, wasn't Judd Hirsch the dude from "Taxi"? What is my major malfunction??