Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a championship
That was planned for years and years
Without any slip.
Mao Asada was the defending champ,
Kanako was glad to be sent.
Four dozen ladies trained all year
For a world-class event, a world-class event.
The earth started shaking hard,
The waves came crashing down,
If not for the courage of the ISU,
No ice rink could be found, no ice rink could be found.
The field set down far from the shore of that battered Asian isle
With Yuna Kim
The Lipper too,
Ando, Kostner, and Phaneuf,
The movie star,
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here at Megasport Rink.
So this is the tale of the skating stars,
They've waited for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
Yuna Kim and the Lipper too,
Will do their very best,
To get their training back on track,
And make the others finish third.
With phone, with lights, with Twitter feed,
With every luxury,
Eating blini and caviar,
As sophisticated as can be.
So join us here next month my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From those plucky lady skating stars,
Here at Megasport Rink.
