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    Inmate..er..um.. "Smuggles" 30 Items into Jail

    All I could think when I read this was "Ouch" and "What was he going to do with the receipt?"
    http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/ent...kets-up-rectum
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    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post
    Aii I could think when I read this was "Ouch" and "What was he going to do with the receipt?"
    http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/ent...kets-up-rectum
    Or the coupon. And I don't even want to think about how he got a syringe up there.

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    What was he arrested for, and was there any reason to believe that he anticipated the arrest at the time he hid the items?

    Lansing now faces charges for possessing a drug and a tobacco product inside the Sarasota County Jail.
    If it's not illegal to be in possession of those items outside the jail, and if it's not illegal to have items inside one's rectum (although what would be the point, if not for some sort of smuggling?), then what if someone just happened to have such items in such a location at the time of an unexpected, unrelated arrest?

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    He looks awfully young and well-groomed still to be homeless. That's sad.


    Ok, so if I was his lawyer, here's my defense for him:

    Your Honor and the members of the jury, my client, Mr. Neil Lansing, enjoys the sensation of a well-stuffed rectum ... like some people are inclined to do. When he realized that he was taken into custody immediately, the only items immediately available around him to stuff himself just happens to be a bunch of blue pills, a cigartte , 6 matches, a flint, a syring, a lip palm container, an unused condom, a paper coupon and a CVS pharmacy receipt that were lying haphazardly on his night stand. Wouldn't you, the members of the jury, do the same if you were walking in Mr. Lansing's shoes?

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    This will hurt him in the end. No pun intended.

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    My sister ~ a former NYC Police Officer ~ would say "CLASSIC!"
    She used to tell us about the women who used to do these types of things, and I couldn't understand why or how?

    BTW Rex:

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    Bidding war to out-pun Rex

    Rectum? Surprized the stunt didn't kill him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelleys6th View Post
    My sister ~ a former NYC Police Officer ~ would say "CLASSIC!"
    She used to tell us about the women who used to do these types of things, and I couldn't understand why or how?

    BTW Rex:
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    Rectum? Surprized the stunt didn't kill him!
    You are right, BUTT....

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