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    Surya is going to beat Yu-Na for the gold in Sochi. You heard it here first.
    You should never write words with numbers. Unless you're seven. Or your name is Prince. - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Word Crimes"

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    Surya plans to train quad salchows, flips, toe loops, lutzes, loops, and axels this year, have quadruplets fathered by Johnny Weir in 2012, then will train Johnny in quads in 2013, then with Johnny win all 4 disciplines in Sochi. (Johnny will also take the silver in ladies'.) After that, Surya and Johnny will have a jump-off to determine which one will dethrone Speedy as head of the ISU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopysnake View Post
    Surya plans to train quad salchows, flips, toe loops, lutzes, loops, and axels this year, have quadruplets fathered by Johnny Weir in 2012, then will train Johnny in quads in 2013, then with Johnny win all 4 disciplines in Sochi. (Johnny will also take the silver in ladies'.) After that, Surya and Johnny will have a jump-off to determine which one will dethrone Speedy as head of the ISU.
    Their coach will be Yuka Sato

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    Interesting reading! I've only heard two true facts about Surya ...

    Surya's seemingly short-cutted US citizenship was earned by sekretly marrying Emmanuel Lewis.

    She was in cahoots with GOP's Mary Matalin, and together they launched the whole "freedom fries" movement, circa 2002.

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    Quote Originally Posted by falling_dance View Post
    And so, we'll soon see the Bonaly toe loop, Bonaly salchow, Bonaly loop, etc., or else the Bonaloop, Bonaflip, Bonalutz, etc. etc...
    Yes and don't forget the new move: the Surya Party Spiral.
    I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzisk8tr View Post
    Yes and don't forget the new move: the Surya Party Spiral.
    Is that a HG & Roy thing?
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by falling_dance View Post
    And so, we'll soon see the Bonaly toe loop, Bonaly salchow, Bonaly loop, etc., or else the Bonaloop, Bonaflip, Bonalutz, etc. etc...

    I love it : Bonaflip, Bonaloop...

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    Surya Bonaly is practising a new competitive routine to "East of Eden
    While wearing a dress she hand wove from MK's '98-99 haircuttings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leesaleesa View Post
    While wearing a dress she hand wove from MK's '98-99 haircuttings.
    say the program will include trained live doves and a flaming baton.
    My job requires me to be a juggler, but that does not mean that I enjoy working with clowns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by briancoogaert View Post

    I love it : Bonaflip, Bonaloop...
    Yes! And she will include Bonaflip and Bonalip and Bonaflutz and Bonalutz in the same program and get them ratified as separate jumps!

    She'll also marry Brian Boitano and become Surya Bonalitano.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopysnake View Post
    Yes! And she will include Bonaflip and Bonalip and Bonaflutz and Bonalutz in the same program and get them ratified as separate jumps!

    She'll also marry Brian Boitano and become Surya Bonalitano.
    Surya Boitaly !

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    Will they exchange vows with one arm overhead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by briancoogaert View Post
    Surya Boitaly !
    and their son, Vitaly Boitaly, who will be born in and skater for, Italy!

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