Who wants to watch rich people eat pizza? They must have loved that in Bangladesh. - Randy Newman on the 2014 Oscars broadcast
I think those mothers should be hung up by their thumbs!
I don't watch the show but I do see the occasional outtakes on The Soup....including the tot who danced around in a cone bra like Madonna. Um....wow. That's disturbing.
Looking at the article linked....I do have to adore the fact that two of the tots mentioned seem to be named after characters on Dynasty (Sammy Jo Carrington, played by Heather Locklear, and of course, Alexis Carrington, played by the awesome Joan Collins. I assume there are also tots in these competitions named Krystle, but probably spelled with more "y"s and possibly apostrophes and a silent 4. "Kr4yy'styllye")