"Mind-numbing" is being generous. I'm sure she didn't write any of it (except maybe "the" and "and") but even the ghostwriter should be ashamed of his/her self.
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01-05-2011, 05:47 AM #1Watch me move
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Excerpts from Snooki's "Book"
I would have been here sooner, but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it. - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
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01-05-2011, 02:21 PM #2Snark Dispensator
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O.M.G. Brain bleach please.
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01-05-2011, 04:38 PM #3Registered User
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Was her ghostwriter a third-grader?
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01-05-2011, 04:47 PM #4From the Bloc
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that Snooki's and Johnny's books have the same publisher. Literature ain't dead yet folks!
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01-05-2011, 04:50 PM #5Registered User
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As with all the cast of Jersey Shore, they had better make their money while the going is good. Good for her, I say!
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01-05-2011, 05:20 PM #6Registered User
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Welllll....there's 5 minutes of my life I won't get back.
Can someone explain what "rocky in his jeans" means? I mean, I know, but....really? That was the worst euphemism I think I've ever read.
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01-05-2011, 05:22 PM #7
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01-05-2011, 05:26 PM #8Registered User
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Snooki's book in 4 easy emoticons, ladies and gentlemen!
Originally Posted by eusebius
Would save people lots of scarring/use of brain bleach. 
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01-05-2011, 05:28 PM #9
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Thanks for the "reviews"!
You've saved me from even the possibility of succumbing to the temptation to peek at the excerpt.
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01-05-2011, 05:30 PM #10
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It would have saved Snooki all the $$ from hiring a ghostwriter, too! Originally Posted by Nora_Charles
Snooki's book in 4 easy emoticons, ladies and gentlemen! Would save people lots of scarring/use of brain bleach.
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01-05-2011, 06:10 PM #11
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Valerie Frankel was the ghost writer? Her books are funny. I hope the money was good.
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Wow! Snooki has created an original, tragic heroine for this book!
I'm not sure where she got the inspiration for "Gia" (or for the setting: unchartered territory - a bar!), but if she can come up with more like this Snooki just may have a future in writing.
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01-05-2011, 09:18 PM #13snarking for AZE
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she reminds me of a tuco tuco
I feel like I'm in a dream. But it can't be a dream because there are no boy dancers!
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