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    Excerpts from Snooki's "Book"

    "Mind-numbing" is being generous. I'm sure she didn't write any of it (except maybe "the" and "and") but even the ghostwriter should be ashamed of his/her self.

    http://www.celebitchy.com/133618/mor...bing_new_book/
    You should never write words with numbers. Unless you're seven. Or your name is Prince. - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Word Crimes"

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    O.M.G. Brain bleach please.

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    Was her ghostwriter a third-grader?

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    that Snooki's and Johnny's books have the same publisher. Literature ain't dead yet folks!

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    As with all the cast of Jersey Shore, they had better make their money while the going is good. Good for her, I say!

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    Welllll....there's 5 minutes of my life I won't get back. Can someone explain what "rocky in his jeans" means? I mean, I know, but....really? That was the worst euphemism I think I've ever read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eusebius View Post
    Snooki's book in 4 easy emoticons, ladies and gentlemen! Would save people lots of scarring/use of brain bleach.

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    Thanks for the "reviews"! You've saved me from even the possibility of succumbing to the temptation to peek at the excerpt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nora_Charles View Post
    Snooki's book in 4 easy emoticons, ladies and gentlemen! Would save people lots of scarring/use of brain bleach.
    It would have saved Snooki all the $$ from hiring a ghostwriter, too!

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    Valerie Frankel was the ghost writer? Her books are funny. I hope the money was good.

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    Wow! Snooki has created an original, tragic heroine for this book!

    I'm not sure where she got the inspiration for "Gia" (or for the setting: unchartered territory - a bar!), but if she can come up with more like this Snooki just may have a future in writing.

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    she reminds me of a tuco tuco
    I feel like I'm in a dream. But it can't be a dream because there are no boy dancers!

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