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    The newstand on my way home was shut down and locked up by the time I got to it. Looks like I'm sitting out this round.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    The newstand on my way home was shut down and locked up by the time I got to it. Looks like I'm sitting out this round.

    I'll remember you when I win. I'll be on the beach in Aruba think about what good old Southpaw is doing.

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    Our LotoMax is 50 million tonight, with 20 addition draws for 1 mill.

    That's all tax free folks. Lottery is tax free in Canada.


    duh, WINNING!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmscfdcsu View Post
    I'll remember you when I win. I'll be on the beach in Aruba think about what good old Southpaw is doing.


    take me with you. please????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post


    take me with you. please????

    Okay I will need a personal assistant.

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    My local place stopped selling tickets last week. UGH! Now I have nowhere close by to get them unless I go to a gas station. So no ticket for me tonight.
    In my spare time, I like to interview figure skating legends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manleywoman View Post
    My local place stopped selling tickets last week. UGH! Now I have nowhere close by to get them unless I go to a gas station. So no ticket for me tonight.
    Wanna be my personal assistant in Aruba?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    Wanna be my personal assistant in Aruba?
    I'd be awesome at it!
    In my spare time, I like to interview figure skating legends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    Wanna be my personal assistant in Aruba?
    I thought you didn't have a ticket!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmscfdcsu View Post
    I thought you didn't have a ticket!
    If I'm going to be your assistant then I need an assistant, too. My dirty swimsuits aren't going to wash themselves you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    If I'm going to be your assistant then I need an assistant, too. My dirty swimsuits aren't going to wash themselves you know.

    Okay. You can start by getting me some Thin Mints from Prancer.

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    Manleywoman, go shake down Prancer for some Thin Mints. And take a couple of boxes for yourself while you're at it.

    See how it works? Trickle-down economics.
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    It doesn't look like anyone won Friday night's drawing. Next drawing is up to $127 million. And its mine I tell you .... all mine!!!

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    The most I have ever won in a lotto after how many years of buying tickets in about $72. And I thought I was in heaven when I got that money! hehehe But I think I will give the next Lotto Max draw a try. LOL
    “Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” William Shakespeare

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    About 10 years ago, the jackpot in NYC was around 400 million one night, so 4 of us at work decided to throw in a few dollars apiece and buy tickets as a group. We asked a 5th coworker if he wanted to join in, but he said, no, he didn't want to, because he didn't want to split the money with anyone. As if he could even spend that much!
    We collected our money and one of us was dispatched to get tickets from the bodega down the street. We made the greedy coworker go out and buy his own tickets.
    But we had a plan to show him up......
    When the numbers were announced we all went to the conference room where we had a TV. As each number was announced, we checked our tickets and said "Yes! Whoo-hoo!" and high-fived each other.
    By the time the final number was announced we were totally crazed. Needless to say, we did not actually have any of the numbers. But the look on my coworker's face when he thought we'd really won and he hadn't joined in with us was priceless.

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    That's so bad! Love it!

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    We HAD to do it.
    He said if he won, he would erect a giant billboard next to the hospital where we work. It would have a photo of his ugly mug on it, with the words "I'm rich and you're not" coming out of his mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marge_Simpson View Post
    About 10 years ago, the jackpot in NYC was around 400 million one night, so 4 of us at work decided to throw in a few dollars apiece and buy tickets as a group. We asked a 5th coworker if he wanted to join in, but he said, no, he didn't want to, because he didn't want to split the money with anyone. As if he could even spend that much!
    We collected our money and one of us was dispatched to get tickets from the bodega down the street. We made the greedy coworker go out and buy his own tickets.
    But we had a plan to show him up......
    When the numbers were announced we all went to the conference room where we had a TV. As each number was announced, we checked our tickets and said "Yes! Whoo-hoo!" and high-fived each other.
    By the time the final number was announced we were totally crazed. Needless to say, we did not actually have any of the numbers. But the look on my coworker's face when he thought we'd really won and he hadn't joined in with us was priceless.
    HEE-larious!
    "Marge, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'm just going to have to stop doing stupid things!" - Homer Simpson in the Mr. Plow episode

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    Bought my ticket for Tuesday night. Fingers crossed!
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    I am pretty convinced that if I ever won the lottery I would die right then and there out of shock and excitement. I might could take it if I didn't watch the drawing and had someone like my BF tell me we won. I wouldn't believe him and it would probably slowly sink in that he wasn't lying. That is the only way it wouldn't kill me, haha.
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