Predictive text/autocorrect can be quite frustrating on my smartphone, so I found this site to be absolutely hilarious! (Some posts are more for adults.)
I'm rolling over here at some of these.
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01-04-2011, 05:12 AM #1Not Auto-Tuned
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Predictive Text
Give me one more quiet night, before this loud morning gets it right, and does me in.
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01-04-2011, 05:17 AM #2
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Oh. My. God.
This is incredible. I really sympathize with these people, because auto-correct has made some of my sentences sound crazy more than once. None as bad as these though!
ETA: "Ohh baguette". I can't stop laughing.
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01-04-2011, 05:20 AM #3Not Auto-Tuned
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My initial favorite was the JCrew one.
Give me one more quiet night, before this loud morning gets it right, and does me in.
~DC
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01-04-2011, 05:20 AM #4
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"A bad case of the manboobs"! Love it!
Also, "the BAGS and the KEYS!"Charter member of the "We Always Believed in Ashley" Club
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HILARIOUS!
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"I'm going to bedazzle your vagina"
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01-04-2011, 05:53 PM #7
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My iphone insists on changing my signature "Alice" to "Alive"!
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01-04-2011, 07:37 PM #8Not Auto-Tuned
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My predictive text constantly tells my family I "live" them instead of "love" them.
Give me one more quiet night, before this loud morning gets it right, and does me in.
~DC
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Ohhhh my God. Tears are streaming from laughing so hard. " Where is there an apocalypse nearby?" "Where is there an Alabama near me?" "Where is there an ankle zone?" "Autozone. My God. Where?"
Or "S.O.B.! My *pen*. I broke my PEN."
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My ex husbands phone has done that before.It was pretty funny,I didn't tell him it was doing it,wanted to see how long it'd take him to figure it out
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01-04-2011, 09:49 PM #11Registered User
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That was my favorite too. Hilarious, but some of them sound contrived
Originally Posted by Kruss
My initial favorite was the JCrew one.
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01-04-2011, 11:07 PM #12
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Once I was texting a friend about our boss and I was trying to say that our boss is a certain 4 letter word beginning with C and ending with a T. My phone somehow autocorrected it to Cynthia. So from that point on we have always referred to people we don't like as being a Cynthia. lol
-Brian
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01-05-2011, 03:12 PM #13
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I have just cried laughing readin them - they are great.
Often it's a typo/autocorrect situation that get's the funniest responses!
Ant
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This happens to me on an almost daily basis haha.
Just yesterday my friend text me cuz she failed her exam. I replied with "awwww" and got changed to "sewers".
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hahaha i love it. Some of those are so crazy I find it hard to believe lol Originally Posted by Kruss
Predictive text/autocorrect can be quite frustrating on my smartphone, so I found this site to be absolutely hilarious! (Some posts are more for adults.)
I'm rolling over here at some of these.
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