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    Post Predictive Text

    Predictive text/autocorrect can be quite frustrating on my smartphone, so I found this site to be absolutely hilarious! (Some posts are more for adults.)

    I'm rolling over here at some of these.
    Give me one more quiet night, before this loud morning gets it right, and does me in.
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    Oh. My. God.

    This is incredible. I really sympathize with these people, because auto-correct has made some of my sentences sound crazy more than once. None as bad as these though!

    ETA: "Ohh baguette". I can't stop laughing.

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    My initial favorite was the JCrew one.
    Give me one more quiet night, before this loud morning gets it right, and does me in.
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    "A bad case of the manboobs"! Love it!

    Also, "the BAGS and the KEYS!"
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    Talking

    HILARIOUS!

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    My iphone insists on changing my signature "Alice" to "Alive"!

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    My predictive text constantly tells my family I "live" them instead of "love" them.
    Give me one more quiet night, before this loud morning gets it right, and does me in.
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    Ohhhh my God. Tears are streaming from laughing so hard. " Where is there an apocalypse nearby?" "Where is there an Alabama near me?" "Where is there an ankle zone?" "Autozone. My God. Where?"

    Or "S.O.B.! My *pen*. I broke my PEN."

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    My ex husbands phone has done that before.It was pretty funny,I didn't tell him it was doing it,wanted to see how long it'd take him to figure it out lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kruss View Post
    My initial favorite was the JCrew one.
    That was my favorite too. Hilarious, but some of them sound contrived

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    Once I was texting a friend about our boss and I was trying to say that our boss is a certain 4 letter word beginning with C and ending with a T. My phone somehow autocorrected it to Cynthia. So from that point on we have always referred to people we don't like as being a Cynthia. lol
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    I have just cried laughing readin them - they are great.

    Often it's a typo/autocorrect situation that get's the funniest responses!

    Ant

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    This happens to me on an almost daily basis haha.

    Just yesterday my friend text me cuz she failed her exam. I replied with "awwww" and got changed to "sewers".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kruss View Post
    Predictive text/autocorrect can be quite frustrating on my smartphone, so I found this site to be absolutely hilarious! (Some posts are more for adults.)

    I'm rolling over here at some of these.
    hahaha i love it. Some of those are so crazy I find it hard to believe lol

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