Heidi Montag laments the apparently "Edward Scissorhands" result from her 10-surgeries-in-a-day ... and/or laments being out of the headlines for a few weeks.
But, yeh, who knew that plastic surgery would result in some scars?! And who knew that demanding that bundling a slew of thse procedures into one hurry-up sitting could result in perhaps more scarring than normal?! Certainly not the Spencer Pratts.
I'm torn between feeling sorry for a dumb girl who should have been told "don't" by wiser people ... and feeling nothing at all.