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    Female Red Squirrels = Sluts

    You should never write words with numbers. Unless you're seven. Or your name is Prince. - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Word Crimes"

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    Leave Jamie Sale alone!

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    Notoriously promiscuous for mammals, female red squirrels mate only once a year, when they go into heat. The willing males turn up and chase the female through the forest. Then she mates with some or all of however many males there are.

    Their average life span is three to four years, if they survive their first winter.
    Poor things, only once a year to have any sex at all. I say let them have however many mates they want and make hay while the sun shines -- they haven't got much time, poor dears.

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    10 in one day? Guess they're not preoccupied with getting themselves cleaned up and pretty for the next one.

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    hey, when you spread out 10 in one day over the course of a year it's not *that* much

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    Seriously the animal kingdom is just full of randy animals.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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