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    "We are having trouble loading the cheetah"

    I couldn't resist posting this one. I would love to hear this as a pilot announcement.

    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/vic...-1225967468282
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    They're right in that at least they didn't have to chase it down!


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    I wonder if the Ceetah had to have one of those enhanced pat downs while going through immigration?
    “Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” William Shakespeare

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    I wonder if the Ceetah had to have one of those enhanced pat downs while going through immigration?
    No, it consented to the full-body scanner. Cheetah's have no inhibitions about displaying their private parts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis@BC View Post
    No, it consented to the full-body scanner. Cheetah's have no inhibitions about displaying their private parts.
    I thought it consented to a "cat" scan.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Willy View Post
    I thought it consented to a "cat" scan.
    Y'know, I figured someone would go there ...

    Hey admins, d'ya think can we have "pun" tags like we do "spoiler" tags?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis@BC View Post
    Hey admins, d'ya think can we have "pun" tags like we do "spoiler" tags?
    Like this?

    Spoiler


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