Who wants to watch rich people eat pizza? They must have loved that in Bangladesh. - Randy Newman on the 2014 Oscars broadcast
Interestingly, the part of the highway where she drove off into the truck brake check area ... you really couldn't do that by accident unless you were under the influence. The road is very clear.
That woman's face looks really weird. Botox may have got her out of a DUI charge, but she really needs to lay off the cosmetic treatments.
A good rant is cathartic. Ranting is what keeps me sane. They always come from a different place. Take the prime minister, for example. Sometimes when I rant about him, I am angry; other times, I am just severely annoyed - it's an important distinction. - Rick Mercer