This morning I put on brown socks and shoes to go with the brown pants I'd be wearing.
Wasn't until I arrived at work that I realized that for some reason, I'd put on black pants. So now I'm looking *good* in black pants with brown shoes and socks.
And there was once upon a time, before child, when I was actually quite fashionable. Alas... Now, I suppose that I should be grateful that I even managed to end up wearing pants.