Yesterday, I received an email from a guy on the website. It contained a picture of a martini, with a phrase I can't repeat here. But, wait, it gets better. This is an actual excerpt from his profile.
"I'm a VERY Romantic & Passionate male who doesn't smoke or go to bars.
I like Cuddling & giving Long, Lingering, Tasteful & Lush-ish, Slow Kisses. Holding Hands & walks in the rain, moonlight, giving back rubs, Massages & drive-in movies (which are hard to find now).
After spending years in Insurance Marketing I have 2 businesses that keep me quit busy due to goals set.
When I'm done working tasty kissing would be nice to do. I look for companionship & I do miss the Lips of a women.
Let me introduce my-self to you w/ a soft voice while taking your hand & placing a Kiss on the Back of your palm or "Neck". "