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    Gwyneth Paltrow: Most Perfect Person in the World

    Wow, I wonder how much her publicist had to pay for this lovefest.....

    http://gawker.com/5583552/gwyneth-pa...yline=true&s=i
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    I don't know much about her. But that kinda made me want to throw up, it was so obsessively worshipful.

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    Vogue's lead article is always a little... too much.

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    "a known Veela" PML

    Paltrow has a Vitamin D deficiency from the wonderful diet she's been on for years, and she's featured in Vogue for cooking? oh, the irony.

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    For sure, she is beautiful. For the rest, I don't know : nobody's perfect !

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    I don't think she's beautiful. She is an attractive woman to be sure, but we've been told she's beautiful so often that I can't believe I disagree. I don't want to diss her too much, but she has the weirdest neck. When she turns to the side it's all bent out of shape and freaks me out. Hmmm, snark much, lol.

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    I've never thought she was beautiful. She's certainly not as attractive as her mother, even now at her mother's age.

    Plus, she's always seemed a bit too immature for my liking, in interviews. Now if she's on a late night talk show I happen to have on, it's my cue to go get my jammies on, wash up for the night or take a bathroom break.

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    She was appealing when she was younger because her look fit that ingenue thing she has going on. But IMO that look doesn't translate as well as she ages. I can't say it ever occurred to me that she could be the most perfect person in the world, not even the top 100.
    What would Jenny do?

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    The only reason they chose her is because I was out doing yardwork and missed vogue's phone call offering me the title.

    I'm guessing a lot of other women missed their phone call too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by briancoogaert View Post
    For sure, she is beautiful. For the rest, I don't know : nobody's perfect !
    Quote Originally Posted by Norlite View Post
    I've never thought she was beautiful. She's certainly not as attractive as her mother, even now at her mother's age.

    Plus, she's always seemed a bit too immature for my liking, in interviews. Now if she's on a late night talk show I happen to have on, it's my cue to go get my jammies on, wash up for the night or take a bathroom break.
    Me either, Norlite. I never thought she was as hot as people made her out to be, and for a while they were comparing her to Grace Kelly, and that made me cringe. And I never thought she was a great actress either. Serviceable yes, but no Meryl Streep. And her interviews are always so pretentious and self-serving. Go to her Goop website, and I promise you, you'll want to throttle her.

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    wasnt she going to make GOOP private because so many ordinary people just didnt get her and she didnt like the criticism?
    I feel like I'm in a dream. But it can't be a dream because there are no boy dancers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by my little pony View Post
    wasnt she going to make GOOP private because so many ordinary people just didnt get her and she didnt like the criticism?
    I think she should; she's so annoying. Especially when she called Billy Joel "William" in one of her newsletters.

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    I'm sure my kitchen would be spotless and perfect if I could afford multiple adjoining houses and had a staff.

    Just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex View Post
    Especially when she called Billy Joel "William" in one of her newsletters.

    Oh,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norlite View Post
    Oh,
    "Katie Lee Joel came over for dinner, and she brought her husband William....."

    I mean, REALLY!!!! .

    I'm surprised Brad Pitt didn't leave skid marks on her when he left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex View Post

    I'm surprised Brad Pitt didn't leave skid marks on her when he left.
    Gah, and I usually love Jeffrey Steingarten's writing.
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    All I can think about is what Kathy Griffin would do with this in her act. She's hilariously mocked Paltrow (justifiably IMO) in the past for her pretentiousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostonfan View Post
    All I can think about is what Kathy Griffin would do with this in her act. She's hilariously mocked Paltrow (justifiably IMO) in the past for her pretentiousness.
    Yeah, I'm hoping Kathy gets a copy of this!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDilemma View Post
    I'm sure my kitchen would be spotless and perfect if I could afford multiple adjoining houses and had a staff.
    Mine too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by my little pony View Post
    wasnt she going to make GOOP private because so many ordinary people just didnt get her and she didnt like the criticism?
    I thought that too, but it looks like it's open viewing for the unwashed masses again....

    http://goop.com/
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