It is that time of the year where nations, big and small, get together for the annual "Let's see how we can stuff up ice dance - again" festival.

Any ideas?

Personally I would like to see the small countries tie up Speedy and tickle him to see if he has a sense of humour. Although maybe he has after what he has done to skating after all these years he really has had a sense of humour and been playing everyone along.