Miss USA, Bad Questions, Worse Answers, Lingerie, Trips, Tears, Johnny Weir

[LuckyCharm]

Can we buy Mississippi a curling iron and some hairspray? Did she really say that about her dress? Dear lord.

[Fergus]

Alabama's dress cuts her right in two.

[kylet3]

If Mississippi is supposed to be flowy doesnt that mean she should be flapping her arms to try and fly???

[PrincessLeppard]

Exactly how is one "flowy"?

Are these girls being encouraged to talk about their awesomeness or are they all that shallow?

[Fergus]

Michigan is wearing her quinceanera gown, how sweet.

[LuckyCharm]

Exactly how is one "flowy"?

Are these girls being encouraged to talk about their awesomeness or are they all that shallow?

And how is she red?

I don't like the style of Michigan's dress. So 90s, in a not good way.

[kylet3]

Michigan almost goes ass over tea kettle and then Miss OK is almost called out too early...

[Southpaw]

Did Michigan say she wanted her dress to make her look like a Muppet?

[PrincessLeppard]

I'm glad Michigan slipped.

She was the one who talked about her friend being intimidated by her beauty and brains.

heh.

[numbers123]

can someone tell me the purpose of the evening gown competition? Does Ms. USA go to cocktail parties and pose?

[Fergus]

Oklahoma, put DOWN the Bedazzler!

[PrincessLeppard]

I totally love Oklahoma's dress. I'd do the rhinestones in pink, though.

[PrincessLeppard]

Oklahoma, put DOWN the Bedazzler!

California gives us a description of her dress.

[kylet3]

Missouri's dress looked like someone was ready to take a leak... loving Virginia's gown though!

[LuckyCharm]

I'm glad Michigan slipped.

She was the one who talked about her friend being intimidated by her beauty and brains.

heh.

I loved that quote. Is there anything more obnoxious than an arrogant bitch who thinks she's really down to earth? She's still one of the prettiest though.

California looks good here, as did Virginia.

[PrincessLeppard]

Wheee! The figure skater brings the bling!

[Garden Kitty]

I have to say, every year I have mad respect for the ladies who have been cut and still manage to fake smile their way through these lame musical numbers. I could not do it.

I was thinking about that, but they probably want to keep their state titles since that's probaby worth some money/prizes/appearance fees.

[Fergus]

I stand corrected......Colorado put her to SHAME!

[Southpaw]

If Colorado can pull off a triple-triple in that gown, she's in.

[kylet3]

I want to like Colorado, but when she talks she screams dim wit!