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    Quote Originally Posted by BittyBug View Post
    They look like either hookers or drag queens, or both. Where are Fergus and Beefie for (in)appropriate commentary?
    CHEERS! Sorry, didn't realize the tranny whore parade started so early!

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    Holy hair on Kristen Dalton!
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    LOL

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    Paula Deen is so plastic, she could use her face as a spatula.

    Tara Connor, the bitch who blamed Kayne for losing Miss Universe.

    Johnny Weir got attacked by a gay yak!
    Last edited by Fergus; 05-17-2010 at 12:40 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessLeppard View Post
    Wheee! Look at all the midwest girls making it through! Nebraska??? Who would've guessed?

    And the majority are brunettes!

    One spot left...it has to be Texas. Maine? Did Texas not make it through? Did I miss it? Holy pageant upset, Batman!
    I LOVE Miss Nebraska!!!! One of my favs so far!!!!


    Woot! Johnny Weir!!! WTF is he wearing? Love him.

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    Johnny!
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    Did Johnny do a smash-n-grab at the Liberace museum?
    The fastest thing out of New Jersey since Tricky Nicky in a Muscovian handbasket

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    Quote Originally Posted by soxxy View Post
    Looks like Trump rewards those who participate on the Apprentice with a gig.
    He also randomly assigns his friends and relatives to be judges.

    Carmelo looks weird with no hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyCharm View Post
    Carmelo looks weird with no hair.
    And a god-awful clashing shirt and tie combo.

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    And after the Cupcakery, they all barfed as a group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyCharm View Post
    I always felt kinda sorry for her. It's hard being on the spot like that, even when you've practiced. Sometimes people just choke. I'm not sure how I would have answered that myself. You can't say "Because a whole bunch of us are fecking idiots, that's why!"
    I viewed her answer as the "Sarah Palin Factor". She probably had sooooo many answers sorta memorized in her head, that when she didn't get a question that required a rote answer, she went nowhere and everywhere. Her question was not that difficult, if she would have just stopped and thought.
    That's the problem with these pageants and the obligatory questions. These beauty queens try to cram in 20 years of not paying attention into a two month crash course in answering any kind of question. Basically Sarah Palin. That's what you get. And frankly, that's why I watch, it's hilarious to see them squirm and then put that pageant smile back on thinking they did a'ight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    Did Johnny do a smash-n-grab at the Liberace museum?
    Egads! It was horrid!

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    Who is this strange host lady, a miniature cross betwixt Maria Shriver and Vanessa Williams?

    "Boys Like Girls", according to Carrie Prejean, the way it should always friggin' be!!!!

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    Trivia note: Miss Colorado, Jessica Hartman, once was a competitive figure skater (not high level, I believe), and Ryan Jahnke used to coach her.

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    Anybody can go shopping at Caesars Palace. It takes a special kind of girl to play $2 blackjack with the old farts at El Cortez.
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    If this dance number is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, it's kind of clever. If not, .

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    Kansas' stomach looks healthy, not emaciated like Arkansas.

    Good god, someone give Michigan a gallon of Ensure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fergus View Post
    Who is this strange host lady, a miniature cross betwixt Maria Shriver and Vanessa Williams?

    "Boys Like Girls", according to Carrie Prejean, the way it should always friggin' be!!!!
    Oh, is that who these pretty but not very talented yet playing a catchy song are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceKween View Post
    I viewed her answer as the "Sarah Palin Factor". She probably had sooooo many answers sorta memorized in her head, that when she didn't get a question that required a rote answer, she went nowhere and everywhere. Her question was not that difficult, if she would have just stopped and thought.
    That's the problem with these pageants and the obligatory questions. These beauty queens try to cram in 20 years of not paying attention into a two month crash course in answering any kind of question. Basically Sarah Palin. That's what you get. And frankly, that's why I watch, it's hilarious to see them squirm and then put that pageant smile back on thinking they did a'ight.
    You are mean.

    I don't usually go for blonds, but Miss Colorado is darn cute.

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    Missouri's got an old mouth.

    Alabama, girl, one needs to learn how to walk before entering a pageant.

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