Today is Doomsday. Alternate side of the street parking will be in effect.
OP, you just have to get with the program. The company isn't going to change, so you have to. Even department heads these days may not get a private office. If you like your job, you simply have to adapt. As to your personal calls, I've always been held to making personal calls on personal time, so the idea of someone else listening to my conversations is moot. Go outside, to a stairwell, or some empty space on your lunch or breaks to conduct your personal business.
Like it or not, business and work as we know/knew it has changed. Have you thought of contacting HR to see if you could work at home due to medical issues, or considered getting a job in a more solitary environment?
I'm sorry, but I would rather smell shit than that spray "deodorizer" because at least shit odor doesn't rot your brain through repeated exposure like a chemical spray will.
I'm having cube drama today...my coworker is conducting online training and is SHOUTING. Reportedly, this will not last all day, but it's damn annoying right now.
I have an issue with people who spend more time networking than working. They tend to stay late to finish their work, making it look like they're overextended, when in reality it's just "show time." They spent most of their day touching base and hanging out.
As to people spraying lysol in the bathroom: At my last job, we didn't even have cubes, but desks in long rows, aisle after aisle of them. The noise level was the least of our concerns, because a co worker had gas all day, EVERY day, and would foul the air with farts, lysol, and febreeze. There were isolated work areas she could have been moved to, yet she refused to, and threatened discrimination suits if she were moved. The exact situation existed there with an elderly woman who took it one step further: She poooped her pants often and laughed about it. She also refused to be moved or work at home and threatened a suit because she was being humiliated by people who could not bear to work around her. To this day, they are still there befouling the air.
I'm hoping my next position won't stink. Just give me an interesting job with potential, competent management, and a minimum of body odor.
Sad, but unfortunately not such an uncommon attitude. People would rather blame the other person, rather than take ownership of and responsibility for their own behavior and recognize how their behavior contributed to or caused them to be in the scenario they find themselves in.
I've worked in everything from open desks in rows across a huge space (think the 9-5 movie) to cube farms to at home. The most open cube-type thing was where we had a desk with a wall that had a shelf, and immediately you'd install a whiteboard or bulletin board under the shelf so we didn't see the person in front of us and could put our manuals on the shelf above. There was a tiny side wall so I was about four feet away from the person next to me and could hear them on the phone all the time. Tip: People who use headsets talk louder because they can't hear the ambient noise around them to gauge their volume. For private calls, whispering into the handset is still good practice. There was a computer on that side wall but it didn't block anything. I learned two things: To talk really quietly, and to lean forward and stick my head under the shelf so I was practically leaning across the desk. That way, none of my conversation carried. I had a co-worker who was completely distractible and if I ever looked up, she would pop right over to tell me all about the sentence she just wrote, just about. So it was important to not make eye contact.
I was hugely productive working there because it was, literally, heads down, get to work. Mostly everyone else socialized and had to stay late because of it. Possibly I didn't like my co-workers all that much to socialize, so would get my stuff done and then read corporate journals for the rest of my face time. Because of learning to talk quietly I got a lot of personal stuff done, and here's my tip, religious or not, my favorite telephone number was Dial-A-Prayer. Because it was a live call, someone walking by could see the phone was on and you could make that motion of "go away, I'm concentrating on an important call" and the thing would play on a loop for hours without anyone the wiser. If they ever had telephone monitoring, which they didn't, I always had the rock solid excuse of practicing my religion which shut up conversation pretty quickly. It was a massively multicultural workplace and there was alway someone off on an obscure religious holiday.
This place also had private worship rooms, for muslims who had to pray many times a day. They got annoyed really quickly because people would use the rooms for privacy and the rooms were not available.
I also worked in a gorgeous place that was completely Herman Miller furniture. That was excellent cube farming. I stole my Aeron chair when they closed the office. I've also done the fish bowl full time conference bridge 24h support thing, and not a fan of it, and would usually work from home and just dial in to it instead since that's what 90% of the people would do anyways. When you were in the fishbowl, two or three people were doing all the work and the rest were planning the next coffee run.
Well, a patient called about her meds during her work hours. When I needed more information about her health conditions, she said she "can't answer that right now." I then rephrased my questions so she can answer with as minimal words as she can. I did most of the talking and probing. It worked. I think your care provider should be able to work around your situation as well.
Maybe I can commission a rectangular stained glass piece but then I'll have to figure out how to attach it to the top of my cubicle wall.
I had a summer job with cubes a long time ago. Granted, I was only there for three months, but just in my observation, the workers made the cubes worse. Not intentionally, but people just not realizing how much their lives splashed over into others. Since you're getting in on the ground floor, to make it as pleasant (or at the very least, less annoying) as possible, agree on some ground rules?
Here's some I'd suggest:
--If you want to listen to music, headphones required at mid-volume. Some people need music to work, but others don't, and sometimes you can hear over headphones.
--NO FOOD AT THE DESK! This was a big one for me. There was a man I worked next to that brought in the world's most foul smelling fishy substances everyday. I didn't eat fish for a very long time, even after I went back to school.
--I think cell phones are tricky, because there are times when you need to have them on, like if you have a sick relative/friend, you are expecting a repairman/delivery, etc. But maybe a common-sense policy, like no loud or personalized ringtones.
--Have some kind of system where you can put up a magnet or just a piece of paper where if it's up, it means I'm-working-really-hard-can't-be-disturbed and if it's down, means yeah, I can take a coffee break/help you/can chat for a few minutes. That was the worst for me--when I really needed to do something. Mostly people just said, oh sorry, but it still broke my concentration.
--Get commonly refreshed supplies out/near the cubicle to minimize people walking by you constantly.
--This is probably just me, but I have an aversion to perfume/cologne. A very, very, very strong aversion. And if you don't have one now, you might later. I realize you can't say no you cannot wear that, but it might be something to discuss in general terms of all scented thingies, including candles, spray cleaners, etc.
I know these are all a bit kindergarten-esque, but I think we benefit from a bit of kindergarten. Plus, if you do it now, it avoids making it "personal" with an employee later, or with a new employee. Have everybody maybe make three or four suggestions and then agree on maybe five to seven expectations for your cubicle culture from those suggestions.
When hugging a grammar nazi, I always say "there, their, they're."
Sure, I do that from time to time. But it's a hassle and moves me to an even less ergonomically comfortable setup. I'm actually in a visitor's cubicle much of the time, which I did set up with a larger monitor and an external keyboard that I plug my laptop into, but the chair isn't great. My regular cubicle is actually at another site. My lab is at the site where my visitor's cubicle is, but a good 3 minute walk away. I think this is why I'm so cranky.Originally Posted by Isk8NYC
I agree, cubicles or other types of open work environments can be a help for team-related activities. And today, in fact, I was talking to a couple of coworkers about a technical problem. It was fine and helpful. But sometimes I just need some (*^(&&^$&&%$#@#$$#@#$ peace and quiet. There are a couple of people that are big socializers and then whine a lot about how late they are working and I always want to say, well if you did a little more work and talked a little less during the day....Originally Posted by Isk8NYC
This is the one that I could never do. I admit it, I eat in my cube all day long. I often eat my lunch at my desk. Sometiems it's takeout thai food. Unless there's a designated eating space (we have one but there's only room for 2 employees at a time), where else are people going to eat? Although if my office had those half cubicles I probably would not eat at my desk ...I hate people watching me eat.--NO FOOD AT THE DESK! This was a big one for me.
I'm still firm on the no rings in the office ever. If you're expecting a call, you can put the phone in front of you so you see/hear it when it vibrates. And I don't find the sound of a vibrating phone on a desk more annoying than a ring.--I think cell phones are tricky, because there are times when you need to have them on, like if you have a sick relative/friend, you are expecting a repairman/delivery, etc.
So many times I've wished for a Do Not Disturb sign!!--Have some kind of system where you can put up a magnet or just a piece of paper where if it's up, it means I'm-working-really-hard-can't-be-disturbed and if it's down, means yeah, I can take a coffee break/help you/can chat for a few minutes. That was the worst for me--when I really needed to do something. Mostly people just said, oh sorry, but it still broke my concentration.
AgreedI know these are all a bit kindergarten-esque, but I think we benefit from a bit of kindergarten. Plus, if you do it now, it avoids making it "personal" with an employee later, or with a new employee.
Thankfully my new job has me in an office rather than a cubicle or like my last job a random desk in a room with other random desks.
As a writer I find myself talking to myself as I write. I'm not carrying on a conversation, but I'll read something I'm not sure about or I'll try different words in the sentence to find the best one. In the newsroom that wasn't possible because those people already thought I was crazy.
My co-worker across the hall is my pet peeve right now. She is a loud woman, which I understand. The problem is that she can't walk down the hall without conversing with everyone and their brother. There are 15 offices and a work room on my hall. She pokes her head in each one to tell them all how busy she is and how much she has to do still. This could be if she's headed to the copier, for another cup of coffee, or to the restroom.
So my advice is to still treat that cubicle like your private office space. That conversation you just had with Bob was heard by everyone. You don't have to repeat it. If it is something that important that everyone needs to hear, tell people as a group or send out an e-mail.
Our whole building is cubes. We have small whiteboards that hang on them stating your cube number/name (and for you to write if you are out or something). They have built in sliding signs that say "Do Not Disturb" that you can slide out when you ... don't wanna be disturbed. Great big ole red sign that says "Do Not Disturb" .... yet still they do not work.
I've always worked in cubes of various types and wall heights. I'm down to an 8x8 with 4 foot walls. Its not so bad once you get used to it ... unless you have to sit next to people you HATE, which unfortunately I do. So while I am sitting there working I get to watch her come in anywhere from 10 to 90 minutes late every day, watch her saunter off for 4-6 coffee breaks a day, and have to sit there while our GM admin stands and gossips with her and then intentionally drops her voice to a whisper .. like I'm listening or something. Sorry beyotch, but I actually do my JOB at work and could care less about your 20 gossip sessions a day.
The worst part about my spot now is the freaking copy machine sits right in front of my desk! Its also a LAN printer so people are constantly interrupting me all freaking day long at that damn copy machine. The worst part is when somone comes and makes like 100 copies of something .... what a wonderful sound I get to listen to all feckin' day long.
But I'm not bitter ......
The guy in the cube next to me openly floss his teeth everyday at his desk after eating lunch. I think it's gross. It should just be some sort of common sense not to floss your teeth in public like that, or at least do it discreetly.