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    Florida Woman Crashes Car While "Shaving" Ouch!

    She was getting ready for a date with her boyfriend. Her ex-husband was in the passenger seat.

    A Florida Highway Patrol officer has admitted his incredulity at a woman who pranged her car while shaving her privates.
    Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was driving her Thunderbird in Key West last week when she piled into the back of a Chevrolet pickup carrying four people. Or rather, although she was in the driver's seat, it was actually her ex-hubby Charles Judy who was holding the wheel while she tidied herself up down below.
    FWIW, her mugshot:

    http://keywestmugshots.com/115367

    http://www.newser.com/story/82644/wo...car-crash.html

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/09/florida_crash/

    I don't see that anyone was hurt.

    Last edited by soxxy; 03-09-2010 at 12:39 PM.

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    Ok, from now on whenever my single girl friends lament that there are no good guys out there, I'm gonna repeat this ditty.

    This crazy bitch is obviously doing something right to have two guys trapped under her spell.

    Or is hit and running while watching your ex shave her hoho on her way to do another guy some popular straight guy fantasy I hadn't heard yet?

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    OMG, it's insance how nuts some people are. Were there some stray hair that she just had to pluck while driving on the road? Should've asked the ex to shave her while she's driving.

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    She should have been coloring her hair instead of shaving her nether regions! Looks at those roots!
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    What a moron! She could have done some very serious damage and not been able to have pleasurable sex ever again.. would serve her right too

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigB08822 View Post
    She should have been coloring her hair instead of shaving her nether regions! Looks at those roots!
    I know! I saw the FL mug shot and I thought "God, Bobeck looks terrible!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobalina77 View Post
    She could have done some very serious damage and not been able to have pleasurable sex ever again..
    This is what you think of when you read this article? She could have killed herself. She could have killed someone else.

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    It was a joke, just like everyone else was joking.. not sure why you're singling me out. She did an incredibly stupid thing.. and no one was hurt, so yes.. I will joke about it. Chill.

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    I heard this reported on a news channel. Incredibly stupid. From her mug shot she looks very rough.

    just think her legacy - I was shaving while driving.

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    37 as in people years? someone should cut her open and count her rings, that's a fib
    I feel like I'm in a dream. But it can't be a dream because there are no boy dancers!

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    Good Lord. Was she dry shaving? I'm calling ASPCA to report animal cruelty!

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    Serves me right for opening this thread -- I just thought she had been shaving her legs. I guess now I've heard everything ... and her mug shot, if she really only is 37, then

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    Quote Originally Posted by my little pony View Post
    37 as in people years? someone should cut her open and count her rings, that's a fib
    Well Lindsay Lohen looks 35-ish and she's only in her early 20s.

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    Eeeuuww!

    37? She looks more like 57!

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    Quote Originally Posted by my little pony View Post
    37 as in people years? someone should cut her open and count her rings, that's a fib
    I hope this woman didn't make things worse by lying to the police, even if it was about her age. Bad idea. The police probably use other methods to verify all pertinent information (name, address, social security number, etc., so they can do a background check) anyway.

    I looked at her mugshot again and she's not very wrinkled, ruddy I suppose and badly in need of a makeover, the type they do sometimes on Oprah where the person looks so different and so much better the family often weeps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasha'sSpins View Post
    Eeeuuww!

    37? She looks more like 57!
    Um...I'm going to be 57 in May. I look a hell of a lot better than she does.

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    She should be paying more attention to her hair roots than down below.

    At least we can figure out that she is not naturally blond.

    Unfortunately it is people like this that give stupid people a bad name.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobalina77 View Post
    What a moron! She could have done some very serious damage and not been able to have pleasurable sex ever again.. would serve her right too
    But I have to agree with Aussie Willy, what good is it to be smooth down there when those roots are running wild?

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    So she was presumably driving naked. Or, wearing a skirt, and yanked up the skirt, maybe yanked the underpants down, if she was wearing underpants.

    Where do you people find these headlines?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Japanfan View Post
    So she was presumably driving naked. Or, wearing a skirt, and yanked up the skirt, maybe yanked the underpants down, if she was wearing underpants.
    Or she had her pants down around her ankles, which would help explain the crash.
    Quote Originally Posted by skatingfan5 View Post
    Serves me right for opening this thread -- I just thought she had been shaving her legs.
    Maybe we should edit it to read
    Florida Woman Crashes Car While Shaving her "Ouch"

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