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    The PUN-TASTIC Thread! A Place For All You Very Punny People

    So the ground rules. Every 20th post will be a new topic (meaning post 1, post 21, post 41, etc.) Let's see if we can do 20 puns...the worse the better.... ...for each topic until a new topic is brought up.

    And now, let us begin.

    Jennifer Anniston has appeared nude on the cover, and inside, GQ magazine. Is she afraid age is overtaking her beauty? That she must flaunt it now, before she no longer has got it? Is she thinking this is a good career move? That it might get her more adult roles, or more serious roles? Or is she just desperate to be the #1 magazine cover babe, with Angelia Jolie on her ass...so to speak...

    You all know about this, right? It is important to keep abreast of what's happening in the world...

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    I think the naked truth is Jennifer just ain't that popular w/o Brad...

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    ...and to think that at one time Brad couldn't bare to be without Jen...

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    ...what a stark reality Jen faced after their break-up

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    (an aside -- where is Reuven?)
    Haunting the Princess of Pink since 20/07/11...

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    Jen should have gotten the memo that no nudes is good nudes.

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    From JenA to JHo....Sounds Like a Booty Call

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    LOL my pun was too dirty to make it past the censor

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    I think what made Brad & Jen break up was that it was only puppy love ('tho a little puppy never hurt anyone).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jot the Dot Dot View Post
    I think what made Brad & Jen break up was that it was only puppy love ('tho a little puppy never hurt anyone).
    Maybe Brad was impressed with Angelina's mutt-ernal instinct.

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    I've always wondered if Angelina bared her soul to Brad, but Jen was unable to... (back THEN, anway!!!)

    Quote Originally Posted by immoimeme View Post
    LOL my pun was too dirty to make it past the censor
    Yet the private message function is working...

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    the theory that Angelina fell in love with Brad while on set is not well fleshed out, but the bare facts of the case suggest it.

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    I bet when Jen found out about Angelina she could barely contain her anger.. but from the looks of things she's got some naked ambition to move on.
    Last edited by bobalina77; 12-14-2008 at 01:13 AM.

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    Brad couldn't endure a teste to his fidelity to Jen.

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    Jen does a great poor old pitiful Pittless me act.

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    So people don't feel Brad is a boob for leaving Jen?

    Quote Originally Posted by heckles View Post
    Brad couldn't endure a teste to his fidelity to Jen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter G View Post
    So people don't feel Brad is a boob for leaving Jen?
    I think that breast describes it.

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    It is cool though, that Anniston doesn't think of the new coupling as the pitts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter G View Post
    It is cool though, that Anniston doesn't think of the new coupling as the pitts...
    Things might get a little hairy if she did.

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    Is it getting a little smelly in this thread???

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