Where is ESTA?

Discussion in 'The Trash Can' started by Aussie Willy, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. moscowfan

    moscowfan New Member

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    I stole moscowfan's username from the old FSW boards (Adrian Chen's boards). And yes, all the Pasha troll accounts were from Grishuk's family in Germany. I was trying to infiltrate their group as a SEKRET AGENT :sekret:

    The best part was meeting SHARPIE and telling her I was moscowfan.

    Never found out who is ESTA for sure, though I do have a theory :lol:

    CONSPIRACY!
  2. Vagabond

    Vagabond Well-Known Member

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    Apparently so. :hat1:

    :( Next you'll tell us that Santa Claus is just a myth.
  3. Jot the Dot Dot

    Jot the Dot Dot Well-Known Member

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    No, he's a mythter.
  4. Reuven

    Reuven Official FSU Alte Kacher

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    ESTA is baaaaaaack! :cheer:
  5. Ziggy

    Ziggy Well-Known Member

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    I wanted to start a thread asking for the history of Esta to be explained. Thank you for doing that, Louis. :)
  6. Rob

    Rob Beach Bum

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    And there is a real Esta too - a very nice woman who accompanied someone (I forget who it was) from FSU to Skate America in Hartford. She wasn't posting here at the time. Each time she introduced herself to someone as Esta, the person's eyes would go all :eek: and she'd quickly say "not that Esta" because her friend had explained it to her. Esta was her real name, no pseud. It was funny.
  7. kimkom

    kimkom Two Pot Screamer

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    She still is introduced as estanotthatesta. Yes, all one word. :lol:
  8. love_skate2011

    love_skate2011 Well-Known Member

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    she is very popular here
    how many alter egos does she have ? :confused:
  9. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for posting that. Brightened my day up no end. :)
  10. IceDreams18

    IceDreams18 New Member

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    I was just on the Golden Skate message board and I just saw these Esta like posts. They may be deleted soon, I don't know but I thought some of you would be interested. This seems to be either Esta or an Esta copycat.

    http://www.goldenskate.com/forum/showthread.php?35924-Comical-or-shocking-skating-moments/page5


    MOST EMBARRASSING AND SHOCKING MOMENT IS EVGENY PLATOV IN 1998 SKATING WITH OLD, EVILLE, ASH TRAY, WITCH MAYA USOVA AND AIUDENCE BOOING HIM!!!!! HE COULD SKATE WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TALENTED HERO OKSANA PASHA GRISHUK CHOOSES TO SKATE WITH OLD, EVILLE, STUPID, SLUG USOVA WHO EITHER STANDS IN ONE PLACE OR RIDES ON HIS BACK OR OTHER BODY PARTS. YOU COULD PICK SOMEONE OFF THE ROAD TO SKATE USOVA'S PART. USOVA CAST BLACK SPELL ON PLATOV AND PUT POTION IN HIS COFFEe. AUDIENCE MEMBERS CHOOSE TO GO TO BATHROOM WHEN USOVA SKATES NOT BECAUSE THEY CANT WAIT BUT BECAUSE THEY CANT STAY WHEN THAT WITCH IS ON ICE! I NAMED MY KITTEN PASHA & EVGENY BUT IN 1998, I CHANGED MY EVGENY KITTENS NAME TO SASHA BECAUSE I WAS SOoooo UPSET BY PLATOV'S EMBARRASSMENT! I STAYED HOME FROM WORK AND USED ALL MY SICK DAYS AND WRECKED MY MEXICO VACATION BECAUSE I WAS IN DEPRESSION BECAUSE OF THAT WITCH USOVA! MY KITTENS WERE THEN PASHA & SASHA BUT ONCE EVGENY CAME TO HIS SENSES I CHANGED KITYS NAME BACK TO EVGENY WHICH CONFUSED MY POOR KITTEN! I ALSO CHANGED MY PASHA KITTEN's NAME BACK TO OKSANA SO THEN MY KITTENS WERE OKSANA & EVGENY & STILL CONFUSED. ANOTHER EMBARRASSING MOMENT WHEN USOVA FELL AT 1992 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS. I WAS CHEERING SO LOUD I FELL OVER! MAYA TRIPPED HER PARTNER ZHULIN AND THEY HAD ACCIDENT AND CRASHED INTO BOARDS. MAYA ALSO CRASHED INTO FLOWER POTS AT CHAMPIONS ON ICE AND I THINK THE WHOLE BUILDING HEARD ME HOOTING WITH LAUGHTER.

    USOVA= SOAP OPERA & EMBARRASSMENT.

    MEETING HER IS A CURSE!!


    http://www.goldenskate.com/forum/sh...our-favorite-choreograher&p=647246#post647246

    Best choreograher= pasha pasha pasha grishuk & natalia linichuk

    worst= eville ash tray maya usova & old witch tatiana tarasova makes horrible programs for flutzing sasha cohen. Eville usova makes bad programs where she rides on partners backs and gives them injuries with eville dead weight
  11. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Well-Known Member

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    IceDreams18 - that is hilarious. Poor kitty. If it isn't ESTA they are doing a damned fine job of being ESTA.
  12. museksk8r

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    :wideeyes: I imagine reading an ESTA post is like being on ecstasy, heroin, and crystal meth at the same time. All I can think to say is did I really just read that? :rollin:
  13. jjane45

    jjane45 New Member

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    Methinks the spelling was too good :)
  14. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Well-Known Member

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    I also noticed there was a lower case letter in there. Proof that it is not ESTA.
  15. kimkom

    kimkom Two Pot Screamer

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    Yeah, it was too well written to be esta.
  16. Maofan7

    Maofan7 Well-Known Member

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    Its been almost a year now since we last heard from ESTA

    This was her last post in this thread here:-

    Do hope she got back okay from her SMOKE in the NEDERLANDS and that she is well.
  17. Primorskaya

    Primorskaya New Member

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    Hopefully she'll be back for Worlds, fag in one hand, beer in the other, to root for Sotnikova, True Queen of the Ice, and Tuktamysheva!
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  18. Macassar88

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    Well maybe when Pasha decides to do something again, Esta will be back?
  19. Minou

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    Has anyone seen any pics of Maya's baby, toddler now? She must take her to the rink or to see Baba in Marlboro occasionally?
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    I love one of her predicitions that had an American winning the bronze but she didn't name anyone. It just said "American." It was a flippant response and imho very, very funny.
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  22. Aussie Willy

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  23. mgobluegirl

    mgobluegirl Well-Known Member

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    I think this year it's more likely than last year that Patrick Chan will finish FORTH OR FIVTH AT WORLDS.
  24. museksk8r

    museksk8r Well-Known Member

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    Only leis from Usova will bring esta back. Maybe she will blow smoke on her baby again, so esta will arise.
  25. viennese

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    I am delighted to read an update about ESTA and look forward to reading more of the truth and leis of figure skating.

    And gymnastics and all its vaults and faults.
  26. Macassar88

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  28. Rob

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    Wow that is awesome.
  29. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Well-Known Member

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    Fantastic journal. Pity it stopped in 2006. Love the picture of Eville Maya.
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  30. jenniferlyon

    jenniferlyon Well-Known Member

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    If we can find/post an article about Maya, maybe Esta will magically appear?
  31. VIETgrlTerifa

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    I love that ESTA turned on Kwan once she got touched by the black mark of Tarasova.

    I remember watching a fan-cam gymnastics video of Svetlana Khorkina's 2001 Worlds FX, and the fans were totally making fun of ESTA and commenting with thick Russian accents.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSML6ezeViA

    "She is in good tecknikk."
    "Judge Dancer will no retire Svetlana Khorkina."

    I wonder who this judge dancer ESTA kept referring to was.